Kris Bryant Being Called Up!

[ConstableRabbit]

Did you at least get a hug?

 

no when she went in for one i laughed awkwardly and jumped back

 

did i do that right?

Yep, thanks. Just need to confirm my suspicions

[seanimal]

she was an android 8

[Proven Veteran]

This is now my favorite nsbb thread ever.

[Tracer Bullet]

she was an android 8

 

is that like an iphone 5?

[jersey cubs fan]

she was an android 8

 

is that like an iphone 5?

ok, that is hysterical

[SouthSideRyan]

she was an android 8

 

is that like an iphone 5?

 

Beertown 17?

[jersey cubs fan]

she was an android 8

 

is that like an iphone 5?

 

Beertown 17?

 

Oakland 11

[Guest]

Cincinnati 25?

[treebird]

johnny 5 alive

[Tracer Bullet]

she was an android 8

 

is that like an iphone 5?

 

Beertown 17?

 

lol

[CubInOK]

Cincinnati 25?

Williston 40?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Did you at least get a hug?

 

no when she went in for one i laughed awkwardly and jumped back

 

did i do that right?

 

You think I don't know what that's about? That's my old move! I used it on a woman I met online four months ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows!

[George Hayduke]

she was an android 8

*****

[Outshined_One]

I know this won't last forever, but damnit, I'm enjoying every moment of it.

[sneakypower]

I know this won't last forever

that's true, soon he'll start to hit HRs too

[Guest]

I know this won't last forever

that's true, soon he'll start to hit HRs too

 

not bashing your sig because soler is awesome and so is the hashtag but just pointing out this is an example of why i hate commemorative patches (i think i had a mini-rant on my irrational hate for them before)

 

soler is obviously playing for a shitty 2014 team there!

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/lets-watch-kris-bryant-do-something-amazing/

 

When we all saw the Bryant double live, or in a highlight, we knew it was incredible. We also have the information to say how incredible. Hitters just don’t do what Kris Bryant did, and while maybe some other hitter might’ve turned on the same pitch and knocked it out to left, that doesn’t mean Bryant’s result wasn’t extraordinary. It was a great result, and it was a freakish result, the achievement of a baseball-hitting freak who can do things other people don’t. They don’t make many hitters like Kris Bryant.

[sneakypower]

I know this won't last forever

that's true, soon he'll start to hit HRs too

 

not bashing your sig because soler is awesome and so is the hashtag but just pointing out this is an example of why i hate commemorative patches (i think i had a mini-rant on my irrational hate for them before)

 

soler is obviously playing for a [expletive] 2014 team there!

[Guest]

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/lets-watch-kris-bryant-do-something-amazing/

 

When we all saw the Bryant double live, or in a highlight, we knew it was incredible. We also have the information to say how incredible. Hitters just don’t do what Kris Bryant did, and while maybe some other hitter might’ve turned on the same pitch and knocked it out to left, that doesn’t mean Bryant’s result wasn’t extraordinary. It was a great result, and it was a freakish result, the achievement of a baseball-hitting freak who can do things other people don’t. They don’t make many hitters like Kris Bryant.

 

this was a fun thing to read

[Schmidt]

After 5 games, Bryant is tied with Valbuena for 5th among 3b with .5 fWAR. That is all.

[Clem Fandango]

538 weighing in on Bryant...

 

The Scouts And Stats Agree: Kris Bryant Is Going To Be Dope

[Guest]

 

billboard was changed

[sontensei]

After only 7 games Bryant has 3rd most BB's among ALL 3b's

The 2 ahead of him are Evan Longoria and A-Rod who have played 16 games each. O.O

 

T-6th among all 3rd basemen in Doubles

 

5th in .OPS!!!

 

Yeah

[Brian]

but he's a center fielder

[CubInOK]

So is Kris Bryant more Babe Ruth or Ted Williams?