The Jon Lester Signs w/ Cubs - 6 yrs/$155 Million

[treebird]

nocode come post a picture of yourself with jon lester holding a sign that says nocode and today's date or i am switching teams

[OleMissCub]

Loxas FWIW:

RT @TomLoxas: Cubs talking with Rockies. Cargo the big bat to entice Lester?

 

Does CarGo come with a complimentary wheelchair? Dude is made of glass.

[Agony and Ivy]

Loxas FWIW:

RT @TomLoxas: Cubs talking with Rockies. Cargo the big bat to entice Lester?

 

Hey Jon, you can play with this guy for about 67 games a year. Sign on the dotted line.

[Rob]

This thread has taken a dark turn. Let's get back to being excited.

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Scarlett-Johansson-hobo-yoga.gif

[OleMissCub]

Method of execution for nocode should he be full of [expletive]:

 

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death.

 

The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on them to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun.

 

The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and their own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

[Sammy Sofa]

Dude, nobody wants to talk about creepy things with you tonight. Give it up.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus [expletive] Christ, what is wrong with you.

[seanimal]

thanks man, now i have ptsd too

[Cubswin11]

OMC GET THE [expletive] OUT OF HERE WITH THAT [expletive]

[Sosa21MVP]

Jesus [expletive] Christ, what is wrong with you.

 

It is his way of coping with the fact the anaconda didn't actually eat that dude on Sunday night.

[minnesotacubsfan]

You had that ready for copy/paste for some time, didn't you?

[doschi]

I did not need to know that that was a thing.

[NOLA]

Method of execution for nocode should he be full of [expletive]:

 

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death.

 

The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on them to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun.

 

The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and their own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

[expletive] em man. This is nerdtacular, but I also have been drinking.

[Rob]

Method of execution for nocode should he be full of [expletive]:

 

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death.

 

The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on them to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun.

 

The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and their own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

 

http://i.imgur.com/UyT1PKT.gif

[OleMissCub]

lol, i love you all

[Guest]

Jesus [expletive] Christ, what is wrong with you.

 

hahahaha seriously

[gscool89]

Method of execution for nocode should he be full of [expletive]:

 

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death.

 

The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on them to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. They would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun.

 

The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and their own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

 

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/man-cut-off-car.gif

[treebird]

you guys should really know the drill with omc at this point. i read the first five words of that post before scrolling away. not even close.

[Butterscup1679666578]

you guys should really know the drill with omc at this point. i read the first five words of that post before scrolling away. not even close.

 

same

[minnesotacubsfan]

you guys should really know the drill with omc at this point. i read the first five words of that post before scrolling away. not even close.

 

Everyday, I get up, brush my teeth, think to myself "THIS is the day that OMC and I hash our [expletive] out. This is the day we become friends!" And then he goes off and posts some Eddy Haskell type of stunt like the one above.

 

 

[expletive] it already

[TruffleShuffle]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/129/577/How+About+No.jpg?1307079577

[Jason Ross]

Note to self: That was fucked up.

[SouthSideRyan]

you guys should really know the drill with omc at this point. i read the first five words of that post before scrolling away. not even close.

 

uhhhh yep

[imb]

The fun part is when they would [expletive] the corpse

[Tracer Bullet]

Yous about to be banned ya freak