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I thought Treebeard was making a joke with his link saying no topic exists for OMC's jackassery. I wanna knowwwwwwww

 

Just imagine all the things a douchey SEC baseball player jock guy who is a lawyer might say because he thinks he's too tough and cool for something someone else enjoys. It was that stereotypically dumb and awful. And then he started posting pictures of scantily clad women.

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I thought Treebeard was making a joke with his link saying no topic exists for OMC's jackassery. I wanna knowwwwwwww

 

Just imagine all the things a douchey SEC baseball player jock guy who is a lawyer might say because he thinks he's too tough and cool for something someone else enjoys. It was that stereotypically dumb and awful. And then he started posting pictures of scantily clad women.

 

you have a problem with Elisha Cuthbert. What the hell is wrong with you, turdnugget?

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And then he started posting pictures of scantily clad women.

Oh I get it! Because soccer is not for men who like pictures like that. It is for homosexual men, who would prefer pictures of scantily clad hunks and are naturally inferior to, and targets for mockery by, superior, heterosexual men like him.

 

OMC never misses a chance to partake in dog whistle bigotry.

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And then he started posting pictures of scantily clad women.

Oh I get it! Because soccer is not for men who like pictures like that. It is for homosexual men, who would prefer pictures of scantily clad hunks and are naturally inferior to, and targets for mockery by, superior, heterosexual men, like him.

 

OMC never misses a chance to partake in dog whistle bigotry.

 

lol

 

wow, you are so weirdly sensitive to project a weird thought like that. Way to break the stereotype that soccer fans are overly sensitive if someone attacks their beloved sport.

 

I posted hot pics of Posh Spice because someone in the game was called Beckamy or something like that. I mentioned how I had a one sided sexual relationship with her when I was like 13. Then that led to me posting some pics of Elisha Cuthbert. My mind wandered...

 

Had nothing to do with emasculating you soccer dudes.

 

Weirdo.

 

I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

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I thought Treebeard was making a joke with his link saying no topic exists for OMC's jackassery. I wanna knowwwwwwww

 

Just imagine all the things a douchey SEC baseball player jock guy who is a lawyer might say because he thinks he's too tough and cool for something someone else enjoys. It was that stereotypically dumb and awful. And then he started posting pictures of scantily clad women.

 

you have a problem with Elisha Cuthbert. What the hell is wrong with you, turdnugget?

 

I'm pretty sure you're outside board guidelines at this point. Then, I don't see where I said anything about her. She's great. Posh on the other hand, meh, a little overdone for my taste.

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I'm pretty sure you're outside board guidelines at this point.

 

uh oh, call the hall monitor. Tell the teacher. "Umm, Miss Jones, you didn't give us any homework!"

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I'm pretty sure you're outside board guidelines at this point.

 

uh oh, call the hall monitor. Tell the teacher. "Umm, Miss Jones, you didn't give us any homework!"

 

It must be a burden being that much better than everyone else.

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I'm pretty sure you're outside board guidelines at this point.

 

uh oh, call the hall monitor. Tell the teacher. "Umm, Miss Jones, you didn't give us any homework!"

 

It must be a burden being that much better than everyone else.

 

I don't think I'm superior to you or anyone else. I was just screwing around, but alas, soccer fans get so butthurt about someone being critical of their game that I went into troll mode...in AN OBVIOUS JOKE THREAD.

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If I was really being an ass I would have gone into the soccer thread and trolled them or continued to be a brat in the game thread, but I didn't. I had fun with it in the SEPARATE THREAD CREATED TO BE A JOKE and talked to myself for an hour.
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SOCCER IS SO LAME I'M GOING TO PROVE IT BY TROLLING SOCCER FANS FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS! TAKE THAT SOCCER NERDS! AND I'M SO HARDCORE I EVEN TROLLED MY OWN THREAD CREATED FOR TROLLING! YEAH WHAT? GET AT ME BROS! Edited by Sosa21MVP
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I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

 

I just assumed that you were sexually aroused by all of those things, just like the women. It didn't surprise me.

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SOCCER IS SO LAME I'M GOING TO PROVE IT BY TROLLING SOCCER FANS FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS! TAKE THAT SOCCER NERDS!

 

Y'all are the ones still bringing it up six hours later.

 

And yet, this trolling that was apparently so noteworthy to you all that you are still talking about it after six hours only actually consisted of 5 messages within a 15 minute span. Maybe you should go back and check it out.

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AND I'M SO HARDCORE I EVEN TROLLED MY OWN THREAD CREATED FOR TROLLING! YEAH WHAT? GET AT ME BROS!

 

Wow. Zero sense of humor about this. I got pwned by Treebeard and I rolled with it and entertained myself. So the F what? Jesus Christ you people are beyond sensitive about your game. Dude writes five messages questioning the game and it's like a holocaust.

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I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

 

I just assumed that you were sexually aroused by all of those things, just like the women. It didn't surprise me.

 

Aramis can lay me down in a bed of rose petals anyday.

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SOCCER IS SO LAME I'M GOING TO PROVE IT BY TROLLING SOCCER FANS FOR 6 STRAIGHT HOURS! TAKE THAT SOCCER NERDS!

 

Y'all are the ones still bringing it up six hours later.

 

And yet, this trolling that was apparently so noteworthy to you all that you are still talking about it after six hours only actually consisted of 5 messages within a 15 minute span. Maybe you should go back and check it out.

 

Heck I didn't even come back to this site after the game until a few minutes ago and look at the number of posts you have made in this thread in the past hour or so. I figured you would have sobered up by now.

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AND I'M SO HARDCORE I EVEN TROLLED MY OWN THREAD CREATED FOR TROLLING! YEAH WHAT? GET AT ME BROS!

 

Wow. Zero sense of humor about this. I got pwned by Treebeard and I rolled with it and entertained myself. So the F what? Jesus Christ you people are beyond sensitive about your game. Dude writes five messages questioning the game and it's like a holocaust.

 

None of this changes the fact that Ty Cobb tried to murder that elevator operator. Just fyi.

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AND I'M SO HARDCORE I EVEN TROLLED MY OWN THREAD CREATED FOR TROLLING! YEAH WHAT? GET AT ME BROS!

 

Wow. Zero sense of humor about this. I got pwned by Treebeard and I rolled with it and entertained myself. So the F what? Jesus Christ you people are beyond sensitive about your game. Dude writes five messages questioning the game and it's like a holocaust.

 

None of this changes the fact that Ty Cobb tried to murder that elevator operator. Just fyi.

 

But he was good at baseball.

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I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

I assumed it was because you were a were primarily a baseball purist with a nostalgic sense of history, but also a closet racist who doesn't like soccer because of all the lazy brown skinned guys.

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I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

I assumed it was because you were a were primarily a baseball purist with a nostalgic sense of history, but also a closet racist who doesn't like soccer because of all the lazy brown skinned guys.

 

this is all obviously true, but how do you explain the executed civil war soldier?

 

In wolf's mind it no doubt was meant to signify the death of America due to soccer fanatics. This World Cup is the firing squad and the soldier with his face shot off is supposed to signify the Nation's agonizing death as soccer slowly creeps up and snatches us to hell with its icy death grip.

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I also posted a gif of Rogers Hornsby, a pic of an executed civil war soldier, and a random picture of Aramis Ramirez. Care to speculate what deep seeded point I was trying to make by posting those?

I assumed it was because you were a were primarily a baseball purist with a nostalgic sense of history, but also a closet racist who doesn't like soccer because of all the lazy brown skinned guys.

 

this is all obviously true, but how do you explain the executed civil war soldier?

 

In wolf's mind it no doubt was meant to signify the death of America due to soccer fanatics. This World Cup is the firing squad and the soldier with his face shot off is supposed to signify the Nation's agonizing death as soccer slowly creeps up and snatches us to hell with its icy death grip.

It's the sense of history, but clearly it demonstrates your hatred of all things lazy ethnic groups, like soccer.

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It's the sense of history, but clearly it demonstrates your hatred of all things lazy ethnic groups, like soccer.

 

yeah, but the white folk play the game too, so that's not really valid.

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Or, Rogers Hornsby followed by the dead Confederate soldier signifies an era that has passed, an era where whities were our national treasures. That soldier is dead, and that day is gone, defeated by a game starring lazy brown guys. Nailed it.

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