Clark the Cub Discussion Thread

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

I googled and only found this thread: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=40432

[imb]

do we have to send them a draft pick or something

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

do we have to send them a draft pick or something

 

no, he didn't sign his qualifying offer

[Guest]

do we have to send them a draft pick or something

 

Pittsburgh is demanding prehistoric compensation so we're sending some Jurassic Park DVDs.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

do we have to send them a draft pick or something

 

Pittsburgh is demanding prehistoric compensation so we're sending some Jurassic Park DVDs.

 

http://i.imgur.com/nzjN83a.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], I want that home run clip back so bad. It's burned into my brain, but everyone needs to see it.

[Guest]

Original credit to Pushfrog98:

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ot5UGvg.gif

 

keyword stuffing for inevitable future searches: Cliff Floyd parrot mascot Pittsburgh Pirates PNC homer HR

[Clem Fandango]

Oh the humanity frame rate! But that's still awesome. Kudos to both of you!

[Sammy Sofa]

Yessssss. Thanks, TT & Pushfrog.

[Guest]

between that and the lilly glove throw, it's like 2007 was the dark age

[Mark Priors Calves]

The clip is 1000x better with Len and Bob's commentary.

[Derwood]

do we have to send them a draft pick or something

 

We're sending them Roast

[Pushfrog98]

Yessssss. Thanks, TT & Pushfrog.

I knew I was useful!

[Guest]

http://deadspin.com/pat-sajak-not-a-fan-of-the-new-cubs-mascot-1537806946?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[SouthSideRyan]

Dead spin also outraged by Donald Duck cartoons, 50% of mascots

[Ryne Ween]

At the Bulls game and they brought out every chicago mascot for Benny's birthday. Clark got viciously booed. Deafening boos.

[UMFan83]

Poor Cubs....they are going to have to pull Clark if this keeps up.

[Guest]

So dumb that this all happened.

 

That said, I feel like they should've never rolled him out the way they did. Just have him start showing up at children's hospital visits and stuff. No need for a press release or that goofy twitter account.

[Sammy Sofa]

They're not going to have to pull that stupid mascot; the response from kids so far seems to have been plenty positive, so who gives a [expletive]? He'll keep showing up charity events and whatnot and have his spot at Wrigley for kids to go see him...who gives a [expletive] if a bunch of dolts are booing a cartoon bear?

[Guest]

They're not going to have to pull that stupid mascot; the response from kids so far seems to have been plenty positive, so who gives a [expletive]? He'll keep showing up charity events and whatnot and have his spot at Wrigley for kids to go see him...who gives a [expletive] if a bunch of dolts are booing a cartoon bear?

 

Doesn't really matter except the massive negative attention from idiots is just irritating.

[North]

I like Clark. I can't wait to get my picture with him.

[SouthSideRyan]

At the Bulls game and they brought out every chicago mascot for Benny's birthday. Clark got viciously booed. Deafening boos.

 

I refuse to believe the crowd at a bulls game made any deafening noise unless it was for a fee Big Mac

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At the Bulls game and they brought out every chicago mascot for Benny's birthday. Clark got viciously booed. Deafening boos.

 

I refuse to believe the crowd at a bulls game made any deafening noise unless it was for a fee Big Mac

 

 

It gets pretty loud for regular-season wins over Miami, although that qualifier might be redundant.

[VicCub]

I've long had a nightmare of being in a nursing home and only having soccer on tv and no baseball. If this Clark gets a few kids into baseball then he's good in my book.

[Sammy Sofa]

I've long had a nightmare of being in a nursing home and only having soccer on tv and no baseball.

 

That's....interesting.