Fantasy Rants

[Sammys Boombox]

I'm 5-2, but really annoyed because I drafted MJD in the 3rd round, just an awful pick. Had I picked someone good there, I'd be a juggernaut. Annoyed.

 

Word for word.

[JonJayCutler]

Search Marshawn Lynch on Twitter right now for some laughs. His fantasy owners are on full meltdown.

 

I had him myself in my casual league. Needed 2.6 to win, got 2.7. Lol.

[dcvalpo]

I had Marshawn and Zac Stacy and was playing against just the Seahawks defense. Lost by 4 points. So many moments of pure rage last night.

[Pushfrog98]

I can only assume Pete Carroll was playing against someone who had Lynch. I was up by 2 going into last night. I had Lynch and Seattle D against Zac Stacey and Greg Zeurlein.

 

I lost by 6pts.

 

[expletive] you, Pete Carroll.

[UMFan83]

I had Marshawn and Zac Stacy and was playing against just the Seahawks defense. Lost by 4 points. So many moments of pure rage last night.

 

You must have been pissed that Stacy got injured late in the game and didnt get those goal line carries. He probably has a better chance of punching it in than Richardson.

[JonJayCutler]

Speaking of Stacy, I got excited a couple weeks ago to pick him up for FLEX play/RB depth. Then I looked and some guy that doesn't even manage had him stashed since the draft. FML.

[UMFan83]

2 QB league with stats slanted towards favoring QBs. Opponent started Nick Foles and Tom Brady. Foles with a solid 67 points, Brady 49 for a combined 116 points.

[apete6]

Oh suck my dick, Jordan Cameron and Darren Sproles. Those combined 2.6 points in a PPR league really helped me out this week. [expletive].

[CubInOK]

My opponent started Josh Gordon over TY Hilton.

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pumpkin.gif

[sneakypower]

hahaha, awesome

[Butterscup1679666578]

If someone told me that Chris Johnson and Joe Flacco were going to combine for 51, I'd be convinced I was winning by 40. Instead I'm down 143-85 thanks to 30 from Case Keenum, 23 from Ridley and 38 from Hilton (thankfully he left Riley Cooper's 40 on the bench). I have a small chance w/Forte, Nelson and Crosby going tonight, but unlikely.

[treebird]

My opponent started Josh Gordon over TY Hilton.

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pumpkin.gif

 

PUMPKIN DANCE GIF?!?!?!?!!?

[Pushfrog98]

The guy in 1st place in my league just (somehow) traded Anquan Boldin for Brandon Marshall. Straight up. The guy he traded with hasn't touched his roster since the draft, and is in dead last, and is his best friend... So it got OK'd from the get-go, but I can't believe the rest of the league OK'd it.

[JonJayCutler]

The guy in 1st place in my league just (somehow) traded Anquan Boldin for Brandon Marshall. Straight up. The guy he traded with hasn't touched his roster since the draft, and is in dead last, and is his best friend... So it got OK'd from the get-go, but I can't believe the rest of the league OK'd it.

 

That's horrible. The only defense the guy acquiring Boldin could have is that Marshall doesn't have his QB (for now), but as we saw Monday it hasn't affected his production yet. So yeah, that sounds pretty shady.

[CubInOK]

One of the teams in my 10-team league is 9th in scoring, is 6-3, and in 5th place. I'm 1st in scoring, also 6-3, and in 2nd.

[UK1679666180]

League leader has 384 points and has a 9-1 record. I'm 2nd in points with 366 and have the second worst record at 3-7.

 

Thankfully, its not a money league and why I seldom gamble.

[Pushfrog98]

The guy in 1st place in my league just (somehow) traded Anquan Boldin for Brandon Marshall. Straight up. The guy he traded with hasn't touched his roster since the draft, and is in dead last, and is his best friend... So it got OK'd from the get-go, but I can't believe the rest of the league OK'd it.

 

That's horrible. The only defense the guy acquiring Boldin could have is that Marshall doesn't have his QB (for now), but as we saw Monday it hasn't affected his production yet. So yeah, that sounds pretty shady.

I complained to the commissioner, and he basically said he wasn't going to do anything about it. I went on a rant on the forums for the league, and was ignored. I've since had 2 fair trades vetoed. I've got EVERYBODY on my roster on the bench this week. I'm done with this crap. I'll start unloading players shortly.

[Rex Buckingham]

I'm in 5th place in my league, having lost matchups by 1.9 and 3.9 points at different times, as well as losing matchups when things like AJ Green and Reggie Bush combine for 6 points (this week) or Jimmy Graham gets a 0 and I lose by like 7 points. I still have a shot at the playoffs, but it will basically take me beating the teams in first, second, and 4th these next 3 weeks. Oh, and the team in 3rd I'm outscoring by over 19 points a week and the team in 4th by over 11 points/week. I hate how frustrating fantasy football is, but I love playing with all my college buddies. Glad there's no money involved.

[Sammys Boombox]

I have scored the FIFTH most points in my league and have sole possession of first place! Just thought I'd rub it in!

[Cubswin11]

I'm in 7th place (out of 10) at 3-8 in my lesser money league, have scored the 4th most points and have had more points scored against me than the team with the most points in the league has.

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm in 7th place (out of 10) at 3-8 in my lesser money league, have scored the 4th most points and have had more points scored against me than the team with the most points in the league has.

 

Our 2nd highest point getter is tied for 8th (out of 12) at 4-7.

 

Meanwhile I started 1-7 and have had everything break for me thus far the last 3 weeks to keep me in contention. I'll almost certainly blow it week 13.

[mul21]

Well, the fantasy football gods looked upon me kindly this week. I won my match up 100-99 and would have been tied if the Patriots had scored at the end of the game with my opponent having Gostkowski to kick the PAT.

[Smack]

I'm in a 10 Team H2H league with college / high school friends. Four teams make the playoffs. Last year I finished first in points and missed the playoffs in fifth place, with the most points scored against me. This year I've got the second most points in the league and I'm in fifth place on pace to miss the playoffs again. I've got the second most points scored against me. That really sucks.

[WrigleyField 22]

I'm gonna put in a pre rant about the long wait times on ESPN fantasy trades. Jimmy Graham puts up 16 but I need to wait til Tuesday when he's mine. I'm sure he'll put up like 4 straight 4 point weeks now.

[Cubswin11]

I'm gonna put in a pre rant about the long wait times on ESPN fantasy trades. Jimmy Graham puts up 16 but I need to wait til Tuesday when he's mine. I'm sure he'll put up like 4 straight 4 point weeks now.

Isn't this something dictated by your league/commish?