A Definitive List of the Holiest Rituals in Baseball

[Grit amp Heart]

let's all go back to our college, high school and little league days and remember the little things:

 

1. The Butt Slap

2. Adjusting the cup between every pitch

3. Not stepping on the white chalk when taking the field

[Magdal]

Uh.....OK.

[17 Seconds]

getting drunk and cheating on your wife

[The Logan]

conversely, getting drunk and beating your wife

[daske17]

conversely, getting drunk and beating your wife

 

Or in Chuck Finley's case, your wife getting drunk and beating you!

[SouthSideRyan]

Getting drunk and beating your mistress.

[Bote McBoteface]

A-rod choking in the playoffs! HAH!

[OleMissCub]

getting drunk and beating it ala Aubrey Huff

[Tarver]

Flatulence

[jersey cubs fan]

Get drunk, beat your wife, reconcile with your wife, get drunk again, smoke a cigar and have her deny you some kissyface on national tv.

 

http://deadspin.com/5387723/another-long-night-in-the-brett-myers-household

[daske17]

Get drunk, beat your wife, reconcile with your wife, get drunk again, smoke a cigar and have her deny you some kissyface on national tv.

 

http://deadspin.com/5387723/another-long-night-in-the-brett-myers-household

 

Oh boy. Someone's going to have the door hit them in the face or fall down a staircase again...

[rocket]

telling the coloreds to form their own league

[Little Slide Rooter]

performance enhancing drugs. when said drugs are banned, find new performance enhancing drugs. repeat process.

[hardcorecubfan]

getting drunk and cheating on your wife

 

or getting drunk and cheating with your wife

[ConstableRabbit]

getting drunk and cheating on your wife

 

or getting drunk and cheating with your wife

Or getting drunk with power and using the mistress you're cheating on your wife with to help you cheat

[jersey cubs fan]

getting drunk and cheating on your wife

 

or getting drunk and cheating with your wife

Or getting drunk with power and using the mistress you're cheating on your wife with to help you cheat

 

It would be hotter to have the mistress you're cheating on your wife with tempt your wife into cheating on you with her so that you can blame the divorce on the wife.

[ConstableRabbit]

getting drunk and cheating on your wife

 

or getting drunk and cheating with your wife

Or getting drunk with power and using the mistress you're cheating on your wife with to help you cheat

 

It would be hotter to have the mistress you're cheating on your wife with tempt your wife into cheating on you with her so that you can blame the divorce on the wife.

True, but I was thinking more that the mistress would help you cheat in baseball AND in your marriage... like Bonds' mistress injecting him with HGH!

[Derwood]

Play the game, retire, and then bitch about how the current players suck compared to when you played.