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We could just tell Sori the season was cancelled and hope he doesn't show up. Or send him down to Venezuela... Too soon?

Yoshi for third base coach!

I can't remember where I saw it but Nate Silver did a comparative analysis of Fielder and Mo Vaughn. The graph pretty much showed that he expects a Vaughn like collapse for Prince by 32. Edit: here it is. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

I could have sworn that Goose Island was added to Wrigley's premium beer selection this season. It may be 312. In any event, with Anheuser-Busch now owning Goose Island, I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

What is a hipster's favorite Cubs player? He's an obscure bench player. You've probably never heard of him.

Buster Olney reporting that management knew within two hours of the incident that Z wasn't serious about retiring, made those comments privately to clubhouse staff and that he moved his stuff back into his locker that night. If that's true, this is Sammy Part 2. Hendry is playing the media to drum Z out of town for pennies on the dollar.

I didn't know Soriano had it in him. Soriano's a bad teammate!!! More importantly, who in the clubhouse can induce the same reaction from Soriano?

He's also been around long enough to watch the Cubs chew up and spit out those same men. I believe Gillick can see what a challenge this organization is and would want no part of it.

Bill Hader plays a charcter on SNL that is a senile reporter. It sounds exactly like Soup.

Two heavy-handed ideas that will never get past the union but would cause players to think twice: - If a player declines due to phantom injury or just doesn't want to, the team plays short. No substitutions for anything other than Sunday pitchers and legitimite injuries. - Players must attend All-Star Game to receive any contract incentives.

Multiple facial fractures. That sucks. Time for a Phantom of the Opera mask!

Lebron may have a gambling problem too. You never know. We can only hope. I hear Jeff Loria is holding a roster spot on the Marlins AA team just in case.

There was a promo for the new Cameron Diaz movie "The Bad Teacher" in which Jason Segal is arguing with a student about Lebron V. Jordan. Student: Oh, your entire argument is six championships? Segal: That's the only argument I need! That about sums it up.

They would anyway, have you seen the unemployment rate in chicago? Unemployment rate by metro area (as of March 2011) Miami/Ft. Lauderdal/Pompano Beach: 10.9% Chicago/Joliet/Naperville: 8.9% Don't let facts get in the way of a good trolling argument.

Um, are you perhaps confusing Tom Ricketts with this guy? http://www.nndb.com/people/410/000022344/don-rickles-pubshot.jpg Can we PLEASE have Don replace Keith for a game or two? kthxbye.