The OFFICIAL Border War Smack Talk thread (KU/MU)

[CubinNY]

I love the fact that MissouriFan dude is wearing a $10 swatch/watch. That, his pasty whiteness, and the acne are are so apropos.

[snoodmonger]

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[Butterscup1679666578]

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.

 

Seriously. I'm so excited/nervous. I wanna drive to Arrowhead right now.

[da bears]

Getting up in 3 hours to go to Gameday. Just wanted to say I HATE KANSAS! GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

M-I-Z!!!!!!!!!!!

[snoodmonger]

Good luck. Hopefully both teams play up to their abilities and no one gets hurt. And hopefully KU wins. Of all the teams to lose to, it will suck the most if it's you guys.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

about to head to gameday myself.

 

Z-O-U!

[Mizzou]

The talk all week has been about Maclin and Chase Daniel, and deservedly so -- they've both had awesome years. But I think that our tight ends are both going to have big games tonight. I can't wait to see Rucker dragging a kU defender on the ground with him, as he gets an extra 5 yards after each catch. I can't think of one play this year where he was brought down by just one defender.

[snoodmonger]

we can take down javorski lane, adarius bowman, and martellus bennett one on one, we can do the same w your tight end. I do think they're the biggest match-up problem, though

[treebird]

okay everyone i'm super amped up to watch the game tonight, but i don't really have a rooting interest. mizzou beat illinois, but i'm willing to overlook that tonight.

 

everyone sell me on which team to root for.

[Keener98]

okay everyone i'm super amped up to watch the game tonight, but i don't really have a rooting interest. mizzou beat illinois, but i'm willing to overlook that tonight.

 

everyone sell me on which team to root for.

 

Mizzou. It will make Illinois look better.

[Soul]

okay everyone i'm super amped up to watch the game tonight, but i don't really have a rooting interest. mizzou beat illinois, but i'm willing to overlook that tonight.

 

everyone sell me on which team to root for.

 

The Jayhawks are the dog, and after all Mizzou is where the Cardinals call home.

 

I'm rooting for Kansas. Hope against hope.

[snoodmonger]

KU:

•cinderella underdog story.

 

•If Mizzou wins this game and goes on to win the national championship, you'll have to endure endless smack talk from one of your arch-rivals.

 

•One of Anthony Collins' (KU O-Lineman) nicknames is "Momma's Gotta Eat," because that's how he always responds to questions regarding whether he'll declare for the NFL draft this year.

 

•Look at the assortment of miscreants, vagabonds, and unsavory folk that have aligned themselves w/ Mizzou on this board. Do you really want to associate with that kind of riff-raff?

 

•A vote for KU is a vote abolitionists everywhere.

 

•We have two mascots. A cute, fat, fluffy, colorful bird, and a cute, fat, fluffy, monochromatic, coach.

 

•Missouri is the home of the St. Louis Cardinals, Jack (dead) and Joe Buck, Mark Buehrle, and countless other scoundrels.

 

•St. Louis is very pro-Mizzou. Do those bastards deserve to be happy again? No way.

 

•Everyone is picking Mizzou. You'll be the toast of champaign if you pick KU and they win. If they lose, no one will remember.

 

•Wheat production might screech to a halt in Kansas if we lose due to depression. Do you like bread, Treeman? Other wheat related products? You might wnat to vote KU.

[Keener98]

A Mizzou win will help U of I's strength of schedule. Thats all you need to know Tree.

[Guest]

My trash talk....I do wish both teams played Texas during the regular season though.

Meh, Texas isn't that good. K-State has beat them two years in a row, after all.

 

On the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend... go Tigers.

[Mizzou]

okay everyone i'm super amped up to watch the game tonight, but i don't really have a rooting interest. mizzou beat illinois, but i'm willing to overlook that tonight.

 

everyone sell me on which team to root for.

Homecoming was founded at Mizzou. How can you root against that?

 

No but seriously, do you really want to see kU playing for the national title? Look at their schedule, it's a complete joke. They lose tonight, they won't play for the title.

 

One other thing... you know how the "MIZ... ZOU" and "ILL... INI" chants are, you know, full of enthusiasm? Have you heard kU's "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk" chant? It sounds like a bunch of zombies. It's easily the most lifeless chant I've ever heard from a home team. In any sport. Do you really want to root for a team who's own fans can't even get excited for the team?

 

If you want to root for the team that is going to win, root for the Tigers. Mizzou is going to win tonight.

[abuck1220]

i don't understand the "kansas' schedule sucks" argument from mizzou fans. if they beat mizzou, what difference does it make that they played a weaker schedule than mizzou? it doesn't make sense.

 

some idiot on some radio show said that mizzou should get to play for the national championship even if they lose to kansas and kansas wins the big 12 title game because mizzou played the tougher schedule.

[Mizzou]

i don't understand the "kansas' schedule sucks" argument from mizzou fans. if they beat mizzou, what difference does it make that they played a weaker schedule than mizzou? it doesn't make sense.

 

some idiot on some radio show said that mizzou should get to play for the national championship even if they lose to kansas and kansas wins the big 12 title game because mizzou played the tougher schedule.

The SOS argument won't matter after this game, you're right. I'm just using it to illustrate the point that they are overrated. Very overrated. I think I've posted this in this thread before, but...

 

Mizzou's opponent's record: 61-63 .492

kU's opponent's record: 47-75 .385

[CuseCubFan69]

i don't understand the "kansas' schedule sucks" argument from mizzou fans. if they beat mizzou, what difference does it make that they played a weaker schedule than mizzou? it doesn't make sense.

 

some idiot on some radio show said that mizzou should get to play for the national championship even if they lose to kansas and kansas wins the big 12 title game because mizzou played the tougher schedule.

 

That's the kind of guy that just wants to create attention for himself. If Kansas wins their next 2 they deserve to go.

[Derwood]

 

No but seriously, do you really want to see kU playing for the national title?

 

Not so sure I want to see Missouri play for one either

[CuseCubFan69]

My trash talk....I do wish both teams played Texas during the regular season though.

Meh, Texas isn't that good. K-State has beat them two years in a row, after all.

 

On the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend... go Tigers.

 

I agree but they are better than what Kansas played. What the heck happened to your boys this year?

[ctcf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/snoodmonger1/mizzoufanpe8.gif

The dumb kU fan who made that spelled Missourian wrong... not that I would expect kU alums to know how to spell or anything.

 

 

lol @ you

 

Kinda how I picture Missouri

[Exile on Waveland]

okay everyone i'm super amped up to watch the game tonight, but i don't really have a rooting interest. mizzou beat illinois, but i'm willing to overlook that tonight.

 

everyone sell me on which team to root for.

Homecoming was founded at Mizzou. How can you root against that?

 

No but seriously, do you really want to see kU playing for the national title? Look at their schedule, it's a complete joke. They lose tonight, they won't play for the title.

 

One other thing... you know how the "MIZ... ZOU" and "ILL... INI" chants are, you know, full of enthusiasm? Have you heard kU's "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk" chant? It sounds like a bunch of zombies. It's easily the most lifeless chant I've ever heard from a home team. In any sport. Do you really want to root for a team who's own fans can't even get excited for the team?

 

If you want to root for the team that is going to win, root for the Tigers. Mizzou is going to win tonight.

 

I care not about either team, but "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk" is the best chant in college athletics.

[Guest]

My trash talk....I do wish both teams played Texas during the regular season though.

Meh, Texas isn't that good. K-State has beat them two years in a row, after all.

 

On the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend... go Tigers.

 

I agree but they are better than what Kansas played. What the heck happened to your boys this year?

The entire town of Manhattan went into a deep, incurable depression when I moved away this past spring.

 

At least that's the story I like to tell.

[CuseCubFan69]

My trash talk....I do wish both teams played Texas during the regular season though.

Meh, Texas isn't that good. K-State has beat them two years in a row, after all.

 

On the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend... go Tigers.

 

I agree but they are better than what Kansas played. What the heck happened to your boys this year?

The entire town of Manhattan went into a deep, incurable depression when I moved away this past spring.

 

At least that's the story I like to tell.

 

You and Huggy Bear.

 

45 more minutes before the game. I wonder if the fans here are nervous....a bit shaky? Hammered?

[snoodmonger]

Just nervous, not hammered. I don't like to get all crunk during big games.