Pie Up; Pagan on DL with colitis

[Tomarken]

Colitis? :-s

Should I know what that is?

 

I Googled it and read a link, doesn't sound pleasant at all.

[JeffH]

The Beatles sang about it.

 

Picture yourself on a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with colitis goes by

[Tomarken]

The Beatles sang about it.

 

Picture yourself on a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with colitis goes by

 

Hahaha, gross

[Moonlight Graham]

Colitis? :-s

Should I know what that is?

 

I Googled it and read a link, doesn't sound pleasant at all.

 

OMG :shock:

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Ok I hope the entire Brewer and Cardinal teams get that.

[E.J.]

Outfielder Angel Pagan, who has been playing through a painful case of colitis, was placed on the disabled list Tuesday, prompting the move.

 

colitis? eww. let's hope he gets it taken care of. that has to suck.

[Banedon]

If that's the case, I feel bad for getting on him so badly. But at the same time, should he have really been starting?

[Peoriaman]

Colitis really weakens you....

[CubColtPacer]

If that's the case, I feel bad for getting on him so badly. But at the same time, should he have really been starting?

 

It's possible nobody knew how bad it really was or that he was trying to hide it for a while (wouldn't you?). I can certainly understand some of his loss of thinking over the last few days because of it though-that has to be a distraction.

[3Dog]

Is colitis the same thing they used to call "the piles"?

[ConstableRabbit]

I'm getting sick to my colon just thinking about that...

[mul21]

The Beatles sang about it.

 

Picture yourself on a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with colitis goes by

 

And I'm still laughing. Awesome.

[JeffH]

Wikipedia:

 

Treatment of colitis may include the administration of steroids.

 

How fortuitous!

[Shilzzz]

not saying they're lying, but it sounds sort of like calling in to work with a bad case of diarriaha (sp). when you get back, your boss won't harrass you about it.

[rickrolled]

Wikipedia:

 

Treatment of colitis may include the administration of steroids.

 

How fortuitous!

 

yes, in a couple weeks we will be given a shot in the arm with the arrival of a new studly, power-hitting OF

[nilodnayr]

Wikipedia:

 

Treatment of colitis may include the administration of steroids.

 

How fortuitous!

 

I can just see the Neifi excuse coming out..."but someone on the team told me I could use ANY steriod!!!"

[MPC]

Colitis really weakens you....

 

does our entire offense have it then?

[jjgman21]

Phantom injury?

 

 

Not the NBA. MLB moniters this and will punish a team that the feel is abusing the DL. I also think Pagan could just be sent down, so why DL him.

 

The Cubs have had a number of conveniently timed injuries in the past...I definitely think it's a phantom injury.

 

the Cardinals routinely have phantom injuries. the latest being Mike Maroth. gives up 14 or so runs in two relief outings, and miraculously he has an injury.

[Banedon]

Phantom injury?

 

 

Not the NBA. MLB moniters this and will punish a team that the feel is abusing the DL. I also think Pagan could just be sent down, so why DL him.

 

The Cubs have had a number of conveniently timed injuries in the past...I definitely think it's a phantom injury.

 

the Cardinals routinely have phantom injuries. the latest being Mike Maroth. gives up 14 or so runs in two relief outings, and miraculously he has an injury.

 

Well I'm doubting this is a phantom injury now...colitis would be quite a cover story...but nonetheless I agree with you. Phantom injuries most certainly do occur in MLB.

[Backtobanks]

Colitis really weakens you....

 

Apparently he has given it to all of our hitters.

[Cynosure]

per tribune

 

eta: sorry if this was somewhere else. I can't believe I would be first to see this.

 

I guess Lou likes to lose :(

[jersey cubs fan]

per tribune

 

eta: sorry if this was somewhere else. I can't believe I would be first to see this.

 

I guess Lou likes to lose :(

 

Huh?

[TruffleShuffle]

when you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst,

diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into second, and you feel something beckon,

diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into third, and you squeeze a juicy turd,

diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam,

diarrhea, diarrhea

[Ding Dong Johnson]

per tribune

 

eta: sorry if this was somewhere else. I can't believe I would be first to see this.

 

I guess Lou likes to lose :(

 

Huh?

 

ya know, cuz Pie iz turrible

[Keener98]

So, we have a new defensive replacement and hes our top prospect. This organization is full of dumbasses.

[A New Era]

Colitis is no laughing matter guys. It can be very painful, and if long term, increases your risk for colon cancer. Infact 10% of people who've had colitis for 10 years or more will get colon cancer.