Neifi Perez and banned substances

[E.J.]

I actually laughed out loud when I read the news. Funny stuff.

[SaorsaDaonnan]

I wonder if whatever it was is what made his nuts itch so bad?

 

 

PM vance for pics

[Rob]

I'm laughing too hard to come up with a witty comment.

[inari]

I really don't have words for this. I would've picked about... well, every other player in baseball as a more likely steroid user.

[UBlink]

I really don't have words for this. I would've picked about... well, every other player in baseball as a more likely steroid user.

 

Steroids aren't stimulants.

[CubmanPi]

now they can finally put the much-deserved asterisk next to his name for being on a major-league roster.

[soapy]

I wonder if whatever it was is what made his nuts itch so bad?

 

hahahaha...outstanding

[daske17]

I really don't have words for this. I would've picked about... well, every other player in baseball as a more likely steroid user.

 

I have one word: schadenfreude. Happiness at the misfortune of others.

[hardcorecubfan]

I was wonder where such a small guy could display such awesome power number :roll:

[ctcf]

Best news story ever.

[Soul]

OPS+ of 29, on roids.

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

 

*hiccup*

 

 

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhh.

[UBlink]

OPS+ of 29, on roids.

 

Steroids aren't stimulants. And stimulants aren't steroids.

[WearingTrousers]

Whatever substance Neifi is using I think it's shrinking his ankles. Skinniest ankles in the league.

[jyoung55]

So who wants to volunteer to slip a mickie into one of our beloved threesome of talentless players so that we can get them gone for 25 games? :wink: :twisted:

[Coach C]

Wow....

 

Neifi and banned substance in one sentence?

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/roastbeefheehee.jpg

[Tracer Bullet]

OPS+ of 29, on roids.

 

Steroids aren't stimulants. And stimulants aren't steroids.

 

yeah - it's greenies, not roids.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2927670

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

So, now we know where the power of the Neifury comes from.

[LeftCoastCubFan]

He uses the same drug store as Rafael Palmiero, so it must be Viagra

[NewUserName]

Do greenies make your rump grow unusually big compared to the rest of your body.

[Soul]

OPS+ of 29, on roids.

 

Steroids aren't stimulants. And stimulants aren't steroids.

 

yeah - it's greenies, not roids.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2927670

 

Damn.

 

Read between the lines on this quote:

 

"The Tigers fully support Major League Baseball's Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program," the team said in a statement.

 

Haha. Tigers can't get rid of Neifi soon enough.

[CubColtPacer]

OPS+ of 29, on roids.

 

Steroids aren't stimulants. And stimulants aren't steroids.

 

yeah - it's greenies, not roids.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2927670

 

Damn.

 

Read between the lines on this quote:

 

"The Tigers fully support Major League Baseball's Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program," the team said in a statement.

 

Haha. Tigers can't get rid of Neifi soon enough.

 

It's easy to interpret that way in this case, but teams say that every single time something like this happens, quality player or not.

[moorecg]

I thought substance abuse/performance enhancers were a 50 game ban...?

[CubColtPacer]

I thought substance abuse/performance enhancers were a 50 game ban...?

 

Steroids are a 50 game ban. Other substance abuse cases have a completely different program and punishment scale.

[jjgman21]

only tangentially related...are the rumors that Eyre can no longer use his ADD meds true?

[fromthestretch]

I thought substance abuse/performance enhancers were a 50 game ban...?

 

Steroids are a 50 game ban. Other substance abuse cases have a completely different program and punishment scale.

 

Not only that, but they don't suspend you for your first positive test for a banned substance if it isn't a steroid. This means that this is the second time Neifi got caught.