Festivus feats of strength thread

[biittner77]

I once put 10 packs of Smarties in my mouth.

 

Top that!

[Tracer Bullet]

I once put 10 packs of Smarties in my mouth.

 

Top that!

 

I once ate an entire box of Saltines (all 4 bags) in under an hour without anything to drink. We're not talking reduced sodium either, it was the hard stuff. It's been 10 years and I'm still dehydrated.

[Bull]

Pregnant wife and secretary are due on consecutive days.

 

I survive pregnancy anger at home and at the office...every day!

[TruffleShuffle]

I once ate my weight in Godfather's pizza

[NorthsideAvenger]

I once ate my weight in Godfather's pizza

 

I got drunk on half a sip of Zima....or was it O'Douls? ( :-k

[cheapseats]

I once ate my weight in Godfather's pizza

 

I got drunk on half a sip of Zima....or was it O'Douls? ( :-k

 

:lol:

[Garwilly]

Pregnant wife and secretary are due on consecutive days.

 

I survive pregnancy anger at home and at the office...every day!

 

:shock:

 

Two new mouths to feed for ya?

 

:wink:

[soccer10k]

One time, I knocked out Mike Tyson without even touching him.

[USSoccer]

I am the only human that can drink a gallon of chocolate milk in less than one hour.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Roast]

I broke a guys ribs and he gave me a car.

 

(this is actually a true story, in a way)

[XZero771679666304]

I am the only human that can drink a gallon of chocolate milk in less than one hour.

 

Nope. Personally, I was shocked to find out that people actually debate the plausibility of drinking a gallon of milk in under an hour. I have done it numerous times. Whole, skim, 2%, chocolate, all of 'em.

 

I once ate 10 fully loaded (bun, kraut, onions, etc) bratwurst in under 20 minutes. Granted I was in horrible abdominal distress for the rest of the day, but I did it.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I was able to watch the entire Cubs 2006 season without killing anyone.

[ZiggyTaxi]

I should have been credited with exposing the Watergate scandal, but left my notes on my desk while on a bathroom break, only to return to find them missing.

 

Also, I was trusted with the O'Henry family's candy bar fortune and blew it on a game of Monopoly.

[rocket]

I was the first person to point out that this thread is somehow in Rivalries

[Geech]

The place for baseball discussion about Cubs rivals, Festivus, and potential Mercker signings.

[Bull]

Pregnant wife and secretary are due on consecutive days.

 

I survive pregnancy anger at home and at the office...every day!

 

:shock:

 

Two new mouths to feed for ya?

 

:wink:

 

ummm

*nervous laugh*

...no

[NorthsideAvenger]

I was able to watch the entire Cubs 2006 season without killing anyone.

 

Does brain cells, count?

[Roast]

I work with Senior citizens AND kindergardeners. And I'm alive.

[imb]

I danced with a black girl the other night.

[wolf stansson]

I drank 4 pitchers of beer in two and a half hours last night. All while kicking ass at darts. For a while anyway.

[TB_11]

We had an airing of grievances last night. Mainly at the bar waitress whose slow service was leaving us without beer.

[NorthsideAvenger]

We had an airing of grievances last night. Mainly at the bar waitress whose slow service was leaving us without beer.

 

While I was drunk from a combination of Zima and O'Douls, I found those WMD that Bush lost.

[Bull]

We had an airing of grievances last night. Mainly at the bar waitress whose slow service was leaving us without beer.

 

While I was drunk from a combination of Zima and O'Douls, I found those WMD that Bush lost.

 

You mean the WMDs the media says weren't there but were found in small quantities?

[Roast]

We had an airing of grievances last night. Mainly at the bar waitress whose slow service was leaving us without beer.

 

While I was drunk from a combination of Zima and O'Douls, I found those WMD that Bush lost.

 

You mean the WMDs the media says weren't there but were found in small quantities?

 

Yes, those would be the ones.