4/22 Cubs (Fat Glendon) @ Cardinals (Fat Bastard) 1:15PM CSN

[WindyCity]

Here's all you need to know about this game:

 

OUR FAT IS BETTER THAN THEIR FAT DAGNABBIT!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050906/rusch_83190.jpg vs. http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/goldmember02story.jpg

 

 

 

 

Oh.... and be careful Bird fans, 'cause the Cubs aren't just hurt... they're very contagious:

http://www.buynanomask.com/images/paperback.jpg

 

 

 

 

Cubs fans, all the injuries don't matter. No more "woe is me" attitude. We've had enough. What matters now is that we start to get mean and nasty and take no prisoners. Die Birds Die!

 

 

 

 

 

(Sorry, working late and I guess I lost it :) )

 

 

 

 

 

GO BULLS! (7pm CT / ESPN)

[Laura]

Go CUBS!

[ManCrushOnNomar]

I'll be at the game. Let's hope we can tee off against Ponson and give me my money's worth.

[Laura]

The main problem will be hitting it PAST him.

[A New Era]

We are Awesome!

 

Runz plz.

 

Loosing sucks, let's not do it again.

 

Win por favor.

 

sorry you guys don't seem to be around. Abandoning the cubs? :wink:

[Roast]

I hate the cubs. :(

[radarluv1]

WHALES ON TEH MOUND!

[BCVM22]

When Sidney Ponson hangs around the stadium, he hangs around the stadium.

 

I'm here all week, folks.

[Andy]

I hope the Bulls are there to pick me up after Glendon gives up 7 homers to Pujols in only 2 ABs and the Cubs lose by 10.

 

Seriously - Go Cubs.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

The main problem will be hitting it PAST him.

gold

[soccer10k]

With those two on the mound for the game, the groundskeepers will have to raise the mound a few inches after the game. There are also rumors of earthquakes in the St. Louis area tomorrow beginning around 1:15 Central Time.

[UMFan83]

I don't understand why they don't skip Glendon and have Z pitch tomorrow. At this point, we don't need any more crappy performances.

 

Z

Maddux

Marshall

Rusch

Jerome

 

I mean I realize a rotation of Marshall Rusch and Williams is not idea for any series, but I'd rather finish STL strong and go into FLA with that.

[Drew Doughty]

I thought they should've pitched Rusch out of the pen tonight after JWill gave up 7 runs.

 

Bleh.

 

7-6 Cubs win, Pujols hits 3 2-run shots.

[A New Era]

When Sidney Ponson hangs around the stadium, he hangs around the stadium.

 

I'm here all week, folks.

 

Thanks, please leave. . :lol:

[Derwood]

does it make anyone feel any better that we would have lost last night with or without Lee in the lineup?

 

No, me either.

[otis89]

We suck.

[E.J.]

I predict that Pujols hits 4 homeruns off of fat Glendon today. Figures the Cards first baseman is on fire while ours gets put on the shelf after a freak accident. :x

[Blueheart05]

I hope Glendon Spahn shows up today 'cause Glendon Rusch is just bad...

 

 

Go Cubs!

[tinkers1]

I fear that Jerome Williams yesterday was their appetizers and Rusch will be the main course today, man I hope I'm wrong, especially since I don't think we are going to be scoring as many runs the next couple of months as we were scoring.

[mjohnson71]

I'm in St. Louis right now staying at the Chase Park Hotel; darn nice place. Worked out and had a good breakfast at a Jewish deli a couple blocks walk from the hotel.

 

If the girlfriend can just finish getting ready, we'll walk to the Metro station and get jammed onto the train with a bunch of red wearing morans.

 

Wish me luck.

[tinkers1]

Good luck and as a girl I can tell you how is it that it takes so many girls so long to get ready? I mean I can be out of bed showered, dressed, make-uped and out the door in 30 minutes if I have to.

[Flames24Rulz]

hopefully the Cubs start this day off right with a W and the Bulls can finish it by winning game 1.

 

Go Cubs!

[BCVM22]

Thanks, please leave. . :lol:

 

Boy, tough room...

[mjohnson71]

Good luck and as a girl I can tell you how is it that it takes so many girls so long to get ready? I mean I can be out of bed showered, dressed, make-uped and out the door in 30 minutes if I have to.

 

I know, I know, she's a primper. Drives me nuts some times; she can take more than 90 minutes to get ready.

 

But she's got a great body, tall, plays golf, softball and volleyball better than me, smart, fun and best of all, a Cubs fan.

 

Her taking so long does give me a chance to surf this site though.

 

Ooop, here she comes...

[cheapseats]

Any lineups yet? I just hope Barrett sits. His baserunning killed us last night. He's easily the worst baserunning catcher in baseball. His baserunning alone will probably cost us 10 wins this year. :twisted: