Cubs (Taillon) vs Cardinals (Mikolas): 5/25/24, 6:15pm

[Derwood]

Leiter blow up inning?

[DYMNO]

Carpenter/Cardinal devil magic incoming. 

[JHBulls]

Tag his hand ffs. My goodness. 

[DYMNO]

Safe. Ugh.

[Andy]

Sigh

[DYMNO]

2 minutes ago, DYMNO said:

Carpenter/Cardinal devil magic incoming. 

Horsefeathers. 

[Andy]

2 minutes ago, DYMNO said:

Carpenter/Cardinal devil magic incoming. 

Storybook horsefeathers going against us. Too predictable. Now have to pray for no further damage

[Andy]

1 minute ago, JHBulls said:

Tag his hand ffs. My goodness. 

At least he's getting it done at the plate

[UMFan83]

And it’s 6-4 Cardinals

[Andy]

And that's it. Our lefty neutralizer gives up 3 runs to lefties. What are you gonna do.

[Andy]

Just now, UMFan83 said:

And it’s 6-4 Cardinals

92 hopper through the infield of course because these horsefeatherss are incapable of beating us without making it even more miserable

[Derwood]

10 minutes ago, Derwood said:

Leiter blow up inning?

[DYMNO]

Well, I hate everything. Thanks, Cubs. 

[JHBulls]

Tomorrow’s Cubs starter coming to the mound…

 

[UMFan83]

Let’s just skip the month of May next year. 
 

9-13 without a comeback tonight. 10-18 last May

[Andy]

2 minutes ago, UMFan83 said:

Let’s just skip the month of May next year. 
 

9-13 without a comeback tonight. 10-18 last May

Cue up the stat.

I think Amin said earlier that STL has only lost once when leading after 7 this year. If that were true of us we'd be battling for the 1 seed

[Derwood]

St Louis will be in first place by mid-June and I'll want to lay down in traffic

[Andy]

Just now, Derwood said:

St Louis will be in first place by mid-June and I'll want to lay down in traffic

I'd say that would require Milwaukee to actually lose more than once a week at some point, but who am I kidding the second it's STL chasing them they'll suddenly be soft as baby horsefeathers

[JHBulls]

Ian, just tell yourself - “I am playing against the Pirates.”

[Dfan25]

Negative RD now , bad defense , bad BS . The soon to be 500 Cubs . Ricketts and Hoyers dream team . Ricketts stays under the tax and Jed is already dreaming about selling at the deadline .  

[Derwood]

1 minute ago, Andy said:

I'd say that would require Milwaukee to actually lose more than once a week at some point, but who am I kidding the second it's STL chasing them they'll suddenly be soft as baby horsefeathers

And their team full of Nootbaar's and 57 year old Matt Carpenters will just cruise to 90 wins while our team full of gold glovers and all-stars will struggle to stay above .500

[Cuzi]

2 minutes ago, Derwood said:

And their team full of Nootbaar's and 57 year old Matt Carpenters will just cruise to 90 wins while our team full of gold glovers and all-stars will struggle to stay above .500

Nootbaar is criminally underrated. He's like when Cubs fans thought Suzuki was a bust. Just quietly sitting there with pure red batting metrics.

[Wilson A2000]

Leaving Leiter in that long was a mistake

[Dfan25]

Won’t bother tomorrow watching this horsefeathers show . 

[UMFan83]

12 minutes ago, Andy said:

Cue up the stat.

I think Amin said earlier that STL has only lost once when leading after 7 this year. If that were true of us we'd be battling for the 1 seed

I literally completely forgot about that stat. I’m foaming at the mouth now. I just can’t remember if that’s the 7th loss when leading in the 8th inning or later or the 8th. I think it’s 7th