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Is there a cap on the number of players that can be involved in a trade? Say a team literally gave up quantity over quality, what would be the limit?

Ugh.

When was the last time this team was at this level of offensive incompetence? Serious question.

There are very few words to describe this level of dysfunction. Unreal.

Cacophony of awful.

Why is Alex Cohen a thing? Watching this team is like drowning, and having to listen to Cohen is like being thrown a brick instead of a life saver.

Boog & JD spitting facts. Doesn’t make this stretch more tolerable, but hearing reason is welcomed.

Whoa, man. That’s just too reasonable a take. 🙂

I was today years old when I learned horsefeathers laces counted towards catchers interference. Unreal.

I hear you. I’ll be over it by tomorrow, but I felt the undeniable urge to rant for catharsis. And yes, I yell at clouds sometimes, too.

I want to say I couldn’t possibly root for either of them under any circumstances, and yet I’m about to root hard for the Dodgers. *insert shrug emoji*

horsefeathers your snark, even though this is completely accurate. See you in April indeed. 🙂

I‘m not sad, I’m angry. We have a ****** owner and a pretty piss poor front office. I know baseball will baseball, and higher payrolls don’t guarantee anything, but there are no excuses for this team to be looking up at the Milwaukee horsefeathers Brewers, regardless of Andrew horsefeathers Vaughn turning into Babe Ruth and Kyle Tucker devolving into Ian Happ. I don’t care that they made the playoffs; the frustration of yet another season where the offense absolutely horsefeathers the bed far exceeds any pleasure derived from watching October baseball with no real confidence in their ability to make a deep run. Thanks for allowing a meatball to meatball. Rant over.

See ya in February/March, boys.

Ugh. That was a kick in the nuts.