4/8 Rangers (Perez) @ Cubs (Steele) 3:05 CT Marquee/FS1

[Derwood]

T-T-TOOTBLAN

[cl smooth]

1 minute ago, TomtheBombadil said:

Why did Ian Happ do that?! 

Because he wanted to kill someone. 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

3 minutes ago, UMFan83 said:

Just realized the Cubs are last in baseball with 4 home runs so far this year. Can’t even remember all 4 HR. Happ hit one, Wisdom hit one, Bellinger hit one. Can’t remember the 4th.  Also 28th in total bases. 
 

The team with the most HR so far are the Rays with 18. It’s like we’re playing different sports lol

Pee wizzy hit 2 dongs.

[UMFan83]

7 minutes ago, Ding Dong Johnson said:

Pee wizzy hit 2 dongs.

3 now!

[Derwood]

10 minutes ago, UMFan83 said:

Just realized the Cubs are last in baseball with 4 home runs so far this year. Can’t even remember all 4 HR. Happ hit one, Wisdom hit one, Bellinger hit one. Can’t remember the 4th. 

Wisdom has 2….make that 3

[Ding Dong Johnson]

On 4/8/2023 at 4:06 PM, Ding Dong Johnson said:

Pee wizzy hit 2 dongs.

And now he has 3

[CubinNY]

Bellinger with a 9 iron there. 

[Bertz]

[CubinNY]

I don’t want to jinx him but Steele is dealing. 

[PackLandVA]

Perez getting the corners like he did in his last start.

[jersey cubs fan]

23 minutes ago, Ding Dong Johnson said:

And now he has 3

 

24 minutes ago, UMFan83 said:

3 now!

 

24 minutes ago, Derwood said:

Wisdom has 2….make that 3

[Hairyducked Idiot]

6-3 putouts with a Hosmer scoop are the new dongs 

[Derwood]

Happ swung at the same shoulder high pitch three times

[PackLandVA]

The way this game is going, if the Cubs keep hitting groundballs, they should win comfortably.

[CubinNY]

Rangers defense is offensive 

[CubinNY]

Hosmer with a bouncing single 

[CubinNY]

Pitching wedge that time.

[Andy]

Yan Gomes had better be every bit as good with pitchers as his reputation suggests because good hell this offense isn't gonna work

[UMFan83]

Don’t do this Keegan

[Hairyducked Idiot]

46 minutes ago, Derwood said:

Happ swung at the same shoulder high pitch three times

Happ always looks to me like a guy who has absolutely zero baseball skill when he's not homering or walking.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

42 minutes ago, Andy said:

Yan Gomes had better be every bit as good with pitchers as his reputation suggests because good hell this offense isn't gonna work

I'm pretty sure I saw him mouth "screw you Andy from NSBB" as he donged.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Garden variety 3-run single

[CubinNY]

I’m officially glad the Cubs got Swanson. 

[PackLandVA]

1 HR, 1 Double, 2 BBS, 11 Singles = 10 runs

(and that double was really a poorly played single)

[Andy]

31 minutes ago, TomtheBombadil said:

Biiiig fan of Swanson going first to home on a lollygagging defense to make it 10-2. More like that, Cubs! 

That gave me Javy vibes.

Really nice win today.