Silver linings thread

[CubinNY]

This hiatus will give ample time for Brandon Marrow to fully heal :)

[Thurman Merman]

I got to take a 2 hour nap in the middle of my work day.

[Tim]

Didn't have to follow the rest of the Bulls & Blackhawks seasons.

[jersey cubs fan]

I’m smoking meats on school days

[CyHawk_Cub]

I don't have to deal with work jerks at the office for the foreseeable future.

[Derwood]

More time with my dogs

 

 

Oh, and my family too, I guess

[Cubfanintheknow]

Day drinking... now with less guilt!

[The_Achiever]

Will never be caught short on TP ever again.

[17 Seconds]

there's basically no reason not to smoke weed

[javy knows my name]

Spring cleaning basically happening one hour at a time, every day

[minnesotacubsfan]

Im busier now then before “social distancing” and “working from home” became the american way. Im getting tired, i may have to hire. I hope this keeps inexplicably growing

[Omar]

Population control.

[17 Seconds]

Population control.

 

[weis21]

When you already work with your girlfriend , it's not as big of a shock to be around each other 24/7 when working from home.

[SouthSideRyan]

The Ricketts family probably lost a lot of money

[17 Seconds]

there's basically no reason not to smoke weed

 

ohhhh right, this is a respiratory disease

[David]

there's basically no reason not to smoke weed

 

ohhhh right, this is a respiratory disease

 

plenty of other ways to consume it tho

[Brian]

they were both pretty unlikely but the 2021 Lester option and the 2022 Kimbrel option are going to be impossible to automatically vest now.

[CoolHandLuke]

they were both pretty unlikely but the 2021 Lester option and the 2022 Kimbrel option are going to be impossible to automatically vest now.

 

I bet they'll have a strong case for the innings totaled to be pro-rated for however long the season ends up being.

[17 Seconds]

there's basically no reason not to smoke weed

 

ohhhh right, this is a respiratory disease

 

plenty of other ways to consume it tho

 

edibles don't really work on me for some reason, and the only thc oil i would trust is the official legal stuff, and the legal stuff here is a total ripoff.

[stitchface]

they were both pretty unlikely but the 2021 Lester option and the 2022 Kimbrel option are going to be impossible to automatically vest now.

 

I bet they'll have a strong case for the innings totaled to be pro-rated for however long the season ends up being.

 

 

How do you pro-rate for 0 games?

[17 Seconds]

go crazy folks

 

https://twitter.com/barry/status/1249501986350870537

[UK]

Somewhere the White Sox are taking notice...

 

https://nypost.com/2020/04/13/baseball-league-restarts-in-taiwan-with-robot-and-mannequin-fans-in-seats/