9/13 Cubs (Lester) vs. Pirates (Brault) 3:05 NBCSC

[Sammy Sofa]

Boy, I picked the wrong time to actually start working.

[abuck1220]

damn almora tried to gidp on a 3-1 count

[TMan92]

If these cowards finally give us 20, then I'll start to believe.

 

Doesn’t that mean they won’t score for the rest of the season?

[Brian707]

Hoerner:

 

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Does Jon Lester

 

A: Give up a home run to the first batter of the second inning.

 

B: Allow a hit to the first batter of the second inning.

 

C: Walk the first batter of the second inning.

 

D: Watch as the first batter reaches on an error or catcher's interference to start the second inning?

 

E: Get an out before doing either A,B,C, D to the second batter of the second inning.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I think we have like 15 guys in the bullpen. Just go to it now.

[Omar]

Brault has some whorish tattoos on his arms

 

Does he have a tramp stamp too?

[CyHawk_Cub]

Almora is so horsefeathering pointless.

[Cubswin11]

I think we have like 15 guys in the bullpen. Just go to it now.

And double switch Happ in for Almora while we’re at it

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Brault has some whorish tattoos on his arms

 

Does he have a tramp stamp too?

Hey, let's not slut shame here!

[minnesotacubsfan]

holy horsefeathers you guys

 

we're ending the 2nd with the lead!

[Brian]

I'm rooting for this game to end 5-4

[Sammy Sofa]

Pablo Reyes' line going in to today:

 

.172 .261 .273 .534

 

So he, of course, has tripled and doubled with 2 RBI.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Please explain what happened on the last play, because Gameday has me perplexed.

[soccer10k]

Please explain what happened on the last play, because Gameday has me perplexed.

 

Infield hit to Bote. He makes a diving stop. Reyes tried to go second to home and Bote throws him out.

[BigSlick]

Pablo Reyes' line going in to today:

 

.172 .261 .273 .534

 

So he, of course, has tripled and doubled with 2 RBI.

ok listen here's the thing. if you're bad at baseball, ideally as bad as possible, you will destroy the cubs

[BigSlick]

god damn willson contreras is good

[badger]

I'm rooting for this game to end 5-4

 

you lose.

[Sammy Sofa]

Contreras making up for lost time with a ton of the best (and a bit of the worst) of Willson today.

[soccer10k]

Well I’ll be checking back in an hour or so to see if it gets better. Doesn’t appear to be much of a point in following.

 

This post has aged poorly.

[Brian]

I'm rooting for this game to end 5-4

 

you lose.

 

I'm a Chicago sports fan, I'm used to it.

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers willson contreras is good

 

Yeah, I get when people say just trade him instead of moving him to another position, but horsefeathers, I love that bat.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

horsefeathers willson contreras is good

[Irrelevant Dude]

Please explain what happened on the last play, because Gameday has me perplexed.

 

Infield hit to Bote. He makes a diving stop. Reyes tried to go second to home and Bote throws him out.

Thank you!

[Sammy Sofa]

Well I’ll be checking back in an hour or so to see if it gets better. Doesn’t appear to be much of a point in following.

 

This post has aged poorly.

 

Hey, you DID wait an hour.