August 21 - (still offensively challenged???)Cubs, starting Yu v Tall People, starting a Dereck - 7:05P on NBCSCH

[PackLandVA]

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Sooo.......right??

 

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**apparent "johnson" alert

 

 

 

 

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**"ham" alert

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Just keep winning dum-dums!

 

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Edited August 21, 2019 by PackLandVA

[Sammy Sofa]

The dongs are appreciated, but spoiler those bad boys so this thread can be SFW.

[PackLandVA]

I'm in "readers" denial.

[The_Achiever]

This is the most talented cubs team since 2016.

[Tim]

This is the most talented cubs team since 2016.

Obviously, you are referring to the home/neutral site Cubs, right?

[The_Achiever]

This is the most talented cubs team since 2016.

Obviously, you are referring to the home/neutral site Cubs, right?

 

Just my general perceptions of the roster. I think we'll get stuff squared away on the road, anecdotally speaking it feels like we've been unlucky there more than anything.

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[TMan92]

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Cubs shift department,

 

Please put Ian in the right spots.

 

Thanks in advance.

[squally1313]

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Cubs shift department,

 

Please put Ian in the right spots.

 

Thanks in advance.

 

Cubs lineup department,

 

Please put Ian in the right spot.

 

Thanks

[Cubswin11]

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Cubs shift department,

 

Please put Ian in the right spots.

 

Thanks in advance.

Yu is just gonna shove, shifts don’t matter.

[Soul]

Cards will lose tonight so let’s make up some ground.

[BigSlick]

Oh. Cool.

[TMan92]

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Cubs shift department,

 

Please put Ian in the right spots.

 

Thanks in advance.

Yu is just gonna shove, shifts don’t matter.

 

The 2019 Cubs are a dike that just keeps springing holes

[Schwarber Fan]

Garbage Darvish through one inning. Hopefully the offense is alive tonight.

[TMan92]

Stud!

[Schwarber Fan]

Give this guy a lifetime contract, my god.

[OleMissCub]

Can we revoke Bote’s contract and give that money to Nick?

[UMFan83]

So nice to have a guy we acquire not only not horsefeathers the bed but actually perform better than he was before

[BigSlick]

Castellanos is single-handedly dragging this bum ass team

[PackLandVA]

So nice to have a guy we acquire not only not horsefeathers the bed but actually perform better than he was before

 

If they resign Nick, he'll demand a pretty good contract. And then there won't be any left for Bryce.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Castellanos is probably a guy like Yelich, where you get him out of his home park and into a hitter's one and he's going to hit 40.

[Sammy Sofa]

I guess the Giants are looking at sexy pirates as starting pitchers as the new market inefficiency.

[Cubswin11]

[Schwarber Fan]

Yuuuuuuu

[Bryants Disco Ball]

They must have a great scouting report on the left fielder to send Happ there.