4-3-2019 - 6:20p CDT - Braves scrimmaging against YMCA pickup team

[UMFan83]

Does Joe make it to the home opener?

[Cubswin11]

horsefeathering disgraceful. Sweet bullpen. Strop should’ve been up to come in. Also nice job throwing through the cutoff, Almora

[rocket]

maybe we should rename this the zz thorn game thread forum and then bring Fred back if the Cubs are ever good again

[Cubswin11]

Does Joe make it to the home opener?

I’d say outside of tonight, which still the bullpen just sucks but could’ve been quicker on the trigger, none of this horsefeathers is on Joe so far.

[r_mack]

Does Joe make it to the home opener?

I’d say outside of tonight, which still the bullpen just sucks but could’ve been quicker on the trigger, none of this horsefeathers is on Joe so far.

Doesn't matter, he's the scapegoat and Theo is going nowhere

[Gilby]

Does Joe make it to the home opener?

 

Theo's a chicken horsefeathers if he blames his soft tossing wild bullpen on Joe.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm betting good money these dorks still just have 1 win when I see them on Monday.

[CyHawk_Cub]

What kind of prospect assets are people thinking we could get for the parts Theo would be willing to move? I guess hope Kintzler keeps doing it, and maybe Morrow comes back looking good too?

[Sammy Sofa]

Another walk.

[weis21]

Wow I’m shocked mono-boy is missing the plate and not blowing everyone away with his stuff

[abuck1220]

Get ready for some more tanking. It's really all the FO knows how to do.

 

then everyone sucks their dick like it’s some great accomplishment to not try for five years and then be good

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahaha! Theo is SO horsefeathering TERRIBLE at pitchers.

[Sammy Sofa]

Another walk.

[weis21]

5 walks this inning. Oh and a bases clearing double. Impressive

[Gilby]

I need a break after horsefeathering game 5. What the horsefeathers

[BigSlick]

This reminds me of the 2010 Cubs when after the disappointing 2009 follow up to the excellent 2008 season, they completely nosedived and a horrific season Edited April 4, 2019 by BigSlick

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Get ready for some more tanking. It's really all the FO knows how to do.

 

then everyone sucks their dick like it’s some great accomplishment to not try for five years and then be good

 

The first one was fine. There was never supposed to be a second one. This thing went off the rails so damn quickly. Would not have guessed in November 2016 that we'd be here.

[abuck1220]

only horsefeathering team in the majors that doesn’t have a bullpen full of guys throwing 97

[Hawk4Hall]

I saw Satan laughing with delight.....

[Irrelevant Dude]

Theo is getting paid way too much to put this pile of horsefeathers team on the field. This is his doing. Not Joe or Tom or anyone else.

[UMFan83]

Hahaha! Theo is SO horsefeathering TERRIBLE at pitchers.

 

He’s not great at pitchers but he used to be ok (Strop, Arrieta, Hendricks and to a lesser extent guys like Monty, Grimm, Cahill) but since his untimely demise his lookalike replacement has just been awful with almost everything he has done

[Hawk4Hall]

Theo is getting paid way too much to put this pile of horsefeathers team on the field. This is his doing. Not Joe or Tom or anyone else.

Heyward

Darvish

Chatwood

 

Those guys aren’t helping much with the payroll and their return.

 

This team went on the cheap because of those contracts. Oh and then decided to keep Pile Of horsefeathers Russell on the payroll when dropping his pathetic wife beating ass would have saved some money too.

 

Theo and the owners deserve equal blame.

[PackLandVA]

Remember we all thought Hickey was the answer and early in the season there would maybe be a short adjustment period?

 

Welcome to the Cubs new-guy pitching coach.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahaha! Theo is SO horsefeathering TERRIBLE at pitchers.

 

He’s not great at pitchers but he used to be ok (Strop, Arrieta, Hendricks and to a lesser extent guys like Monty, Grimm, Cahill) but since his untimely demise his lookalike replacement has just been awful with almost everything he has done

 

He's decent at trading for them. He is horsefeathering wretched at drafting and signing them.

[PackLandVA]

I saw Satan laughing with delight.....

 

And the bullpen walking guys with all their might,.....