5/4 Cubs (Quintana) @ Cardinals (Mikolas) 7:15 CST NBC Sports Chicago

[BigSlick]

The Cubs haven’t scored more than 3 runs in 8 games, which is almost amazing.

 

Be cool to break that today.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

The Cubs haven’t scored more than 3 runs in 8 games, which is almost amazing.

 

Be cool to break that today.

 

Got some news for you. They aren’t scoring any runs today.

[jersey cubs fan]

Is that some sort of lunchable?

[Sammy Sofa]

[Derwood]

2018 Cubs slogan: Avoid the Noid!!

[jersey cubs fan]

2018 Cubs slogan: Avoid the Noid!!

 

Specifically for the offense, no whammies!

 

 

[17 Seconds]

Is that some sort of lunchable?

 

http://www.lunchablesparents.com/-/media/lunchablesparents/com/images/en/reskin/without-drink/02411-exchsepzza-101713.ashx

[Sammy Sofa]

What the Cubs need right now:

 

 

What the Cubs are unfortunately getting instead:

 

[imb]

i was once at a party in college and there was this idiot there who was trying to drop constant baseball knowledge on people that was always wrong (I remember he said that JD Drew hit 60 home runs one year.)

 

Anyway, somehow we started talking about the Cubs and all of a sudden this drunk redneck on a couch wakes up and yells "HEY! *8 second pause* (slurred southern drawl) horsefeathers the cubbbbssss."

 

Anyway I'm really feeling that guy right now.

[Sammy Sofa]

Is Joe's latest lineup so dumb and depressing that nobody wanted to post it?

[javy knows my name]

Damn, that's two so far

[PackLandVA]

What, no pregame?? :D

[Cubswin11]

Is Joe's latest lineup so dumb and depressing that nobody wanted to post it?

Lol

[imb]

wow 9 pm rivalry game that's messed up

[Bobson Dugnutt]

May the fourth be tomorrow...

[Sammy Sofa]

I am literally just now realizing this debacle is not currently happening.

[Derwood]

I am literally just now realizing this debacle is not currently happening.

 

You don't say

[Sammy Sofa]

No, I did just say that.

[javy knows my name]

After review, I can't believe that the first wasn't derwood

[SouthSideRyan]

After review, I can't believe that the first wasn't derwood

 

I’m surprised both weren’t Mojo

[Sammy Sofa]

Guys, I gave you a twofer of thinking there was a game on Thursday, AND then forgetting when the game I made up in my head was on. How dare you think a gift like that is the work of a hack like Derwood.

[PackLandVA]

Did they win?

[Sammy Sofa]

Since my assumption when "Damn, that's two so far" was posted was that that meant the game started earlier than I thought AND that Quintana had already given up 2 runs, I'm going to say that they lost.

[UMFan83]

Can we hurry up and get to the part where the Cubs dominate the second half of the season and look awesome in embarrassing their rivals?

[CaliforniaRaisin]

After review, I can't believe that the first wasn't derwood

 

SSR is right. You really overestimate mojo.