3/30/18 CUBS (Maddux Jr.) @ The Land of Bath Salts (Smith) 6:10 CST WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, nice way to start the season! Lester kinda sucked and Schwarber has somehow gotten more powerful and worse in the field by shrinking and Happ immediately became a nightmare at the top of the order after that very first pitch, but you know what?

 

 

That's all just sample size noise, baby. The important thing is that the dongs were there and the bullpen was sexy and Seal Boy has taken everything personally and is going to inflict his fury on the baseball world every chance he gets.

 

Today the Cubs are facing a bunch of toilet wine-making hobos bused in from the local library and Kyle gets to break out his fancier curveball, so there's not much else to say besides imparting some important historical wisdom:

 

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[squally1313]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

[squally1313]

Also, this Smith guy (Caleb, apparently) is a lefty, so it'll be interesting to see how Maddon fits in Almora and/or Zobrist.

[jersey cubs fan]

The Cubs are facing the "during pizza" guy today?

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

yo marlins

[Banedon]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

"During pizza" sounds like a really creepy, totally unwanted, totally one-sided sex move.

[The_Achiever]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

Not if you're a 9-5 cube dweller like myself.

[squally1313]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

Not if you're a 9-5 cube dweller like myself.

 

Yeah, I know, bad take. As a new 9-5 work from homer, especially one who is waiting on Amazon for a new PS4 controller to get back into the Show, going to be a long day.

[javy knows my name]

This Friday night game is stupid, though. Late afternoon preferred

[Hairyducked Idiot]

As someone whose free time is during the day and who lives on the west coast now, yesterday's 9:40 a.m. start time was perfect.

[David]

All night games all weekdays except opening day

[Banedon]

All night games all weekdays except opening day

 

[BigbadB]

Today's start time meets up perfectly with my ride home from the golf course. 4pm starts are perfect.

[Brian707]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

 

What about March games?

[Sammy Sofa]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

 

What about March games?

 

[rocket]

fyi after this season maddux will be done as hendricks sr. instead

[Brian]

Also, this Smith guy (Caleb, apparently) is a lefty, so it'll be interesting to see how Maddon fits in Almora and/or Zobrist.

 

Zobrist LF, Almora CF, Happ RF seems most logical

[Brian707]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

 

What about March games?

 

 

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

[Brian707]

[javy knows my name]

Every game in April should be day baseball.

 

 

What about March games?

 

[Sammy Sofa]

 

[SouthSideRyan]

All night games all weekdays except opening day

 

Fridays should be no later than 3:05

[champaignchris]

Compromise and just play double headers. Every day. 365 days a year. Perpetual baseball.