Baez impregnates Baez

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Sammy Sofa]

"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.

 

Please. If it's a boy, it'll be Javy Jr.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.

 

Please. If it's a boy,it'll be Javy Jr.

[jersey cubs fan]

My vote is for tag

[Sammy Sofa]

Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

 

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

 

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"

[minnesotacubsfan]

Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

 

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

 

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"

 

Followed by the realization that you yourself dont play in the MLB and, well, kids are punks

[David]

id personally think that's one of the better tattoos he has if it weren't done so sloppily

[David]

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[Banedon]

Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

 

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

 

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"

 

[Clem Fandango]

He's totally taking the Chipper Jones approach and naming his kid after the ballpark where he has his best numbers. Say hello to SunTrust Baez!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

A rendering of the Javy Sperm at the moment of conception:

 

http://www.mlb.com/images/6/4/0/249772640/082117_baez_slide_med.gif

[weis21]

was beaten with the "you know it's gonna be javy baez jr if it's a boy" but the thought of my almost 3-year old son one day rooting for javy baez jr. made me smile.

 

also, give him a break for the MLB neck tattoo. i think all of us can think of decisions we made when we were 11 that we wish were different.

[stitchface]

Noely for a girl.

[javy knows my name]

This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

[ConstableRabbit]

This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.

[jersey cubs fan]

This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.

Her twitter handle name is Mrs Baez

[Bull]

This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.

Her twitter handle name is Mrs Baez

something something...can't remember name...something.

[Brian]

A rendering of the Javy Sperm at the moment of conception:

 

http://www.mlb.com/images/6/4/0/249772640/082117_baez_slide_med.gif

 

This is how the baby is going to come out of the womb

[jersey cubs fan]

I guess he's gonna keep it

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[CubinNY]

It’s a good thing. It would be a little weird to call a girl Javy Jr.

[imb]

javy's bod looking a little soft

[jersey cubs fan]

javy's bod looking a little soft

They can't all be in best shape of their life in spring training, some guys have to be ready to start a new chapter in their life or face the season with a new purpose.

[Slugger_16]

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Now you too can get Javy's seed.

[NOLA]

javy's bod looking a little soft

 

NOT what she said, apparently.