Baez impregnates Baez

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Banedon]

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Google translate:

 

With God's Help, With Feet On Earth And My Heart In Your Hands Together We Will Achieve What We Have So Much Blown Up. God's time is perfect. I Can not Wait To Pass The Rest Of My Life With You.

[jersey cubs fan]

[ConstableRabbit]

Quick, someone back into the location of his condo.

[jersey cubs fan]

the decor screams hospital.

[squally1313]

I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.

[minnesotacubsfan]

I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.

 

judge my character as you will, but god I hope so

[Derwood]

Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name

[jersey cubs fan]

Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name

the free folk don't name a child until after the 2nd birthday

[imb]

Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name

 

Its first name is literally "Baby" until it does something worthy of recognition.

[Derwood]

Javy only knows the names of the Top 100 Babies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(that was the joke)

[Brian]

I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.

 

judge my character as you will, but god I hope so

 

I'm assuming he hits a walk off dong today.

[sweetpeteman]

the decor screams hospital.

 

 

Specifically, Northwestern.

[KingCubsFan]

the decor screams hospital.

 

 

Specifically, Northwestern.

Yep, that’s Prentice.

[Brian]

Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

they had to, his time was up

[jersey cubs fan]

Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

what? there is a limit to how long you can be on the list.

[Brian]

i blame the person that complained about it in the game thread yesterday

[Tim]

Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

what? there is a limit to how long you can be on the list.

Len actually said in last night's telecast that the Cubs had to take Chatwood off the paternity list.