8/22 World Chumps (Bojack) @ Gross Chili Town (David Bailey, Jr.) at 6:10 on stupid wgn again

[Ding Dong Johnson]

this guy

 

is going to have his way with this guy, if you know what I mean

[The_Achiever]

I like that Lackey (and Arietta) are pitching for new contracts. I think we're going to get the best out of both of them down the stretch. Maybe Lackey retires to the glue factory but I still think he's going to give whatever he has.

 

(I also hope Jake is still a cub next year, but that'll have to work itself out)

[Omar]

i thought athletes always gave it their all no matter what the circumstances

[We Got The Whole 9]

Can we not rack up double digit Ks against a guy who hasn't topped 5 in his other 10 starts this time

 

That would be great

[Ding Dong Johnson]

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

I don't hate the lineup, but I'd probably put zobwrist 11th

[David]

russell and contreras were running around testing their injuries today

[Brian707]

Weather looks dicey tonight in Cincy

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Can we not rack up double digit Ks against a guy who hasn't topped 5 in his other 10 starts this time

 

That would be great

 

They scored 6 runs against him.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Can we not rack up double digit Ks against a guy who hasn't topped 5 in his other 10 starts this time

 

That would be great

 

They scored 6 runs against him.

Yeah that's good. 10 Ks though against a bum like that is not.

[jersey cubs fan]

IDGAF how many times they strikeout if they score lots of runs

[Sammy Sofa]

It's bad enough that the Cubs are willing to hire dirty centaurs, but it's even worse when they send out an even dirtier reverse centaur on the mound.

[David]

Can we not rack up double digit Ks against a guy who hasn't topped 5 in his other 10 starts this time

 

That would be great

 

They scored 6 runs against him.

Yeah that's good. 10 Ks though against a bum like that is not.

 

who gives a horsefeathers

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

 

They wouldn't let him bring his walker on the plane.

[mikeyt34]

Zobrist (travel issues)? Never seen that one before. Well here's to Ian going 4-5 with a couple of dongs.

 

Edit: According to Jesse Rogers, Zo was stuck in Nashville, he went there on the off day and his flight is being delayed.

[Tim]

Schwarber loves hitting in Cincy. I'm predicting not one, but two Schwarbombs today.

[Cubswin11]

Schwarber loves hitting in Cincy. I'm predicting not one, but two Schwarbombs today.

I think Heyward gets one out too tonight, he's due. Gonna be a Dagum Dong Hootenanny

[UMFan83]

Zobrist (travel issues)? Never seen that one before. Well here's to Ian going 4-5 with a couple of dongs.

 

Edit: According to Jesse Rogers, Zo was stuck in Nashville, he went there on the off day and his flight is being delayed.

 

lmao he went to see the eclipse and then got stuck with all the mouthbreathers leaving town.

[Cubswin11]

Zobrist (travel issues)? Never seen that one before. Well here's to Ian going 4-5 with a couple of dongs.

 

Edit: According to Jesse Rogers, Zo was stuck in Nashville, he went there on the off day and his flight is being delayed.

 

lmao he went to see the eclipse and then got stuck with all the mouthbreathers leaving town.

My money was on he went to see his wife perform her stupid music at some podunk bar/theatre there.

[jersey cubs fan]

[Omar]

[NOLA]

In case you missed it, 538's article on Joey Votto.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/joey-vottos-greatness-is-wasted-on-the-reds/

[Derwood]

Billy Hamilton fuuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Lackey covering home like he forgot who was at third.