5/7 Yankees (Severino) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs* (Lester) 7:00 ESPN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

this shame thread is brought to you by Pauly Shore. Pauly and I once shared a flight, and he pooed about halfway to our destination. the plane stunk like my dad used to on Sunday mornings for the duration of the flight. cubs will get a better celebrity when Donald Trump makes them great again like he promised. until then, they don't deserve nice things.

 

My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

This is a good game thread.

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[treebird]

this is very good game threading and i support it

[soccer10k]

Cubs allowed a run in the first inning in only 3 of their first 12 games. Since then, they've allowed a run in the first inning in 13 of the last 18 games.

[philosophizer75]

:beg: #MakeBaseballFunAgain Cubs.

[Cubswin11]

It would be swell if we could win this game

[bcl412]

The dong masters of 2015 and 2016 make their return and claim their rightful place as dominate baseball team, starting tonight.

[Agony and Ivy]

The dong masters of 2015 and 2016 make their return and claim their rightful place as dominate baseball team, starting tonight.

 

Lol

[Sammy Sofa]

The dong masters of 2015 and 2016 make their return and claim their rightful place as dominate baseball team, starting tonight.

 

Not-fun fact: the Cubs were 13th in dongs both in 2015 and 2016, and are currently in 14th this season.

[bcl412]

The dong masters of 2015 and 2016 make their return and claim their rightful place as dominate baseball team, starting tonight.

 

Not-fun fact: the Cubs were 13th in dongs both in 2015 and 2016, and are currently in 14th this season.

 

Well horsefeathers, I don't even want the World Series anymore.

[d_money]

The U/O on # of pitches thrown by Lester in the first inning is 30. I'm taking the over.

[Bull]

These Cubs do not understand 2nd place. They feel weird in 2nd place. Catchers pitching? All is weird. Time to fix it.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I'd feel some comfort if Lester pitched well tonight. I feel like Arrieta and Hendricks are trending in the right direction after their last start or two. Lester's been going the opposite way, though.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Don't. horsefeathers. With. Willy.

[NotSoSober]

Most baserunners are more "yipsy" than Lester is. hahahaha

[Sammy Sofa]

Here comes the pain.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

This is like the third time in a month this crew has talked at length about Lester and the pick off.

[Sammy Sofa]

This is the lamest horsefeathering trend.

[mikeyt34]

sigh

[Andy]

This first inning horsefeathers is beyond ridiculous now.

[NotSoSober]

I'll be content with only allowing 1 i guess. This will eventually end, right? Someone hold me

[Gilby]

God how many runs are we gonna give up in Coors

[Sammy Sofa]

Woof.

[bcl412]

God, we're so boring right now. STOP BEING SO DAMN BORING