10/19 Cubs (Dickbag McHorseteeth) vs Dodgers (Urias) 7 p.m., FS1

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Yep. Keep the dongs flying. By the end of the night, we'll have the highest team OPS of anyone in the playoffs.

[Billy_Buck]

5 more please, just to be safe

[Ding Dong Johnson]

But it would be cool as horsefeathers to score so much that Roberts freaks out and puts Kershaw in to throw like 60 pitches

[soccer10k]

Dodgers should probably bring Jansen in to keep the deficit at 3.

 

He hasn't pitched in almost 24 hours so he should be rested.

[squally1313]

Hahaha they moved Toles' arm to right field, well played Dave Roberts.

[Irrelevant Dude]

FS1 gives the Dodgers their full support.

Seriously, the entire narrative is about the Dodgers. The Cubs are just playing a supporting role in their story.

[squally1313]

Yep. Keep the dongs flying. By the end of the night, we'll have the highest team OPS of anyone in the playoffs.

 

Yeah but those won't count because we're already winning.

[raw]

Stripling seems like a guy that would shut the offense down the next 2 or so innings. Relievers gotta keep them at 2.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Hahaha they moved Toles' arm to right field, well played Dave Roberts.

 

Well when you have an elite defender like Kendrick you gotta make room.

[Tim]

Sorry I'm late.

 

Has anyone gotten Bill Plaschke's take on this yet?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Yep. Keep the dongs flying. By the end of the night, we'll have the highest team OPS of anyone in the playoffs.

 

Yeah but those won't count because we're already winning.

THEY'LL COUNT TO ME, DAMMIT!

[SpongeWorthy]

could use some better framing on monty's big sweeper to left handers

[soccer10k]

FS1 gives the Dodgers their full support.

Seriously, the entire narrative is about the Dodgers. The Cubs are just playing a supporting role in their story.

 

Got to get your Dodger coverage in now. Won't be able to talk about them next week when they're watching the World Series at home.

[squally1313]

"Stripling another one of the good young arms for the Dodgers"

 

Stripling turns 27 next month and had an incredible 3.96 ERA this year.

[ScrubMD]

Joe what the horsefeathers

[Irrelevant Dude]

Why, Joe, why? There are other lefties in the pen.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Well, that was cool

[JonJayCutler]

No Joe. No No No.

[ScrubMD]

This is so damn stupid.

[UMFan83]

Yeah I would PH here

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Cubs' pitcher batting = runs.

[USSoccer]

Why is Montgomery hitting with a guy on 2nd

[UMFan83]

Yeah I would PH here

 

Nevermind

[raw]

Interesting move. I'd probably PH and put Wood/Zastryzny in the game.

[JonJayCutler]

LOL we're all so horsefeathering stupid.