8/11 Cardinals (Martinez) @ Cubs (Lester) 7:05 CST, CSN

[Ski]

The Joe Smith trade was so unnecessary.

[ScrubMD]

I'd rather give Rivero a chance than trot that old turd out there.

[David]

seigrist sucks...lets dong him like in the playoffs

[philosophizer75]

I was gonna say, I have as much faith in carls jr as I do in strop. Recency bias might be in play, but still.

[UMFan83]

Awesome but damn do our relievers suck outside of Strop Rondon and Chapman

 

I hope Carl's Jr murders you in your sleep.

 

God I hope he does too. Too many beers tonight...

[UMFan83]

The cardinals seem to be taking advantage of the wind blowing out. Let's try to hit one over the fence too.

[Tryptamine]

Awesome but damn do our relievers suck outside of Strop Rondon and Chapman

Edwards...

 

and then maybe Grimm.

 

Grimm has been very good since his early implosions.Made no sense to send him to AAA.

[Cubswin11]

Rizzo is Donging this inning

[Tim]

Sorry I'm late. Had to pop in and express my disdain for Travis Wood.

 

Back to work.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Awesome but damn do our relievers suck outside of Strop Rondon and Chapman

Edwards...

 

and then maybe Grimm.

 

Grimm has been very good since his early implosions.Made no sense to send him to AAA.

He lacks "funk,"

[Transmogrified Tiger]

one of these days Siegrist is going to get so sick of giving up home runs to Rizzo that he's gonna retire on the spot

 

stay tuned to see if that night is tonight

[David]

wrong damn part of the park

[bukie]

Awesome but damn do our relievers suck outside of Strop Rondon and Chapman

And Grimm and Edwards.

[UMFan83]

[expletive] the wind is blowing out carry you [expletive]

[rocket]

Our dongs won't carry

[Ski]

Can we get a horsefeathering dong, please?

[Ski]

Seriously, it's like physics breaks when we hit fly balls tonight.

[UMFan83]

Awesome but damn do our relievers suck outside of Strop Rondon and Chapman

And Grimm and Edwards.

 

Yes I'm a drunken moron with a quick trigger.

 

FINE outside our top 5 guys, the rest of our bullpen totally blows. Don't know how we can possibly win the World Series without 6 good relievers

[Derwood]

Seems like every long fly ball is to dead center. Pull some balls for some cheap dongs you bastards

[MarkR]

Grichuk joins Billy Hamilton as guys who can only hit against the Cubs.

 

There's one other and I can't remember who he is

 

Nick Ahmed

 

EDIT: nevermind not this year, looks like we solved that particular mystery

 

Kirk Nieuwenhuis.

[UMFan83]

Seriously, it's like physics breaks when we hit fly balls tonight.

 

Well except for the Ross routine fly ball that was an inch from a HR

[Tryptamine]

Please use Grimm here, I can't take a full inning of Smith.

[David]

oh no smith is staying in

 

real horsefeathering cool and good, joe

[Cubswin11]

We've had an annoying amount of WTP for a while now it seems, I know we have won 9 straight and all but it seems we are having a lot of near dongs

[David]

 

There's one other and I can't remember who he is

 

Nick Ahmed

 

EDIT: nevermind not this year, looks like we solved that particular mystery

 

Kirk Nieuwenhuis.

 

is that the idiot on the brewers? because that was just ridiculous