6/8 Cubs (Lackey) @ Phillies (Velasquez) - 12:05 pm CST (CSN)

[UMFan83]

Hit the baseball more optimally please

[UMFan83]

There are very few things that annoy me more than home plate umpires that take like 5 seconds to make a strike call.

[imb]

right now we're a one true outcome offense and that outcome is suck

[David]

And those types of throws are why I liked sending Zobrist better than counting on Ross

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Alright, let's put up a crooked number here.

[David]

right now we're a one true outcome offense and that outcome is suck

 

...we scored 6 runs the game before last, vinestal

[Schwarber Fan]

Wow, Miggy is a special kind of slow.

[David]

what the hell just happened

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathering hell.

[Cubswin11]

Jesus Christ, Montero

[Schwarber Fan]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Andy]

Well that was horsefeathering dumb

[Cubswin11]

That was pitiful

[UMFan83]

what the hell. My feed froze up with the Cubs having runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs. I get it going again less than 2 minutes later and we are out of the inning without scoring? Ugh

[Andy]

what the hell. My feed froze up with the Cubs having runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs. I get it going again less than 2 minutes later and we are out of the inning without scoring? Ugh

Montero is crazy slow and Fowler did something strangely un-sexy and GIDP'd

[David]

what the hell. My feed froze up with the Cubs having runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs. I get it going again less than 2 minutes later and we are out of the inning without scoring? Ugh

 

lackey did something that resulted in a fielder's choice with montero out at home and then fowler GIDP

[BigSlick]

I'm sad that I missed the Almora Defense Dong, but at least I missed the aggravation of screwing up another scoring opportunity so it's like a wash

 

Dong this team to death, fools

[BigSlick]

Oh and Velasquez is like totally dead too? You need to score runs agains 8 2/3 of Phillies bullpen

[David]

pat got my hopes up on a heyride :(

[UMFan83]

Boo-urns

[BigSlick]

Are you horsefeathering kidding me with these double plays recently

[ScrubMD]

This is the worst game in the history of sports.

[Schwarber Fan]

This is the worst game in the history of sports.

 

We've only lost 17 games and it's not even close to the worst game THIS season.

[Banedon]

This is the worst game in the history of sports.

 

We've only lost 17 games and it's not even close to the worst game THIS season.

 

Who are you and what have you done with Rondon Fan?

[UMFan83]

This is the worst game in the history of sports.

 

At least our pitcher's arm didnt explode 2 pitches into the game.