6/8 Cubs (Lackey) @ Phillies (Velasquez) - 12:05 pm CST (CSN)

[UMFan83]

Heyward owns

 

He owns my heart

[BigSlick]

Ron Coomer just called Lackey "Johnny Lester"

 

christ get off the air

[Brian707]

Coomer said Lester is pitching LOL

[Omar]

[expletive] RON COOMER IS THE [expletive] WORST. I now despise day games during the week.

He had a moment where he was like "Thats a pitch down and in *pause* and Fowler over the top of it" like god damnit ron, tell me the part of how its a strike before you make it sound like a ball

I get irrationally angry and yell at the radio in the car when Coomer is spewing his nonsense. I don't think my wife gets it.

5th inning is usually the lowlight of my day.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

lol at Heyward waving off Fowler

[Aaron_Kennelly]

More starting pitching dominance.

[Agony and Ivy]

[expletive] RON COOMER IS THE [expletive] WORST. I now despise day games during the week.

He had a moment where he was like "Thats a pitch down and in *pause* and Fowler over the top of it" like god damnit ron, tell me the part of how its a strike before you make it sound like a ball

I get irrationally angry and yell at the radio in the car when Coomer is spewing his nonsense. I don't think my wife gets it.

 

I do the same thing only I'm in an office with other people that don't live with me so they definitely don't get it

[Thusly Boned]

This game needs some dongs.

[Cubswin11]

Heyward LD%!

[David]

KB BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[BigSlick]

This game needs some dongs.

Props

[Brian707]

YES

[Aaron_Kennelly]

DONG!

[Omar]

and the worst game in the history of sports continues.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 31-6 (.838) when they hit at least 1 HR.... 9-11 (.450) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Thed Hoyerstein]

still the worst game ever

[Thusly Boned]

That's more like it.

[BigSlick]

If I was Rizzo I'd be moderately pissed that Bryant is starting to inch on his territory of being Dong Champion

 

All in the name of friendly competition

Edited June 8, 2016 by BigSlick

[CubinNY]

KB! He's going to be the highest paid position player in 5 years.

[Omar]

Cubs v. Bailey

Name              PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ben Zobrist        9  7 5  1  0  1   3  2  0 .714 .778 1.286 2.063  0  0   1   0         0
Dexter Fowler      4  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .250  .000  .250  0  0   0   1         0
Miguel Montero     3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jason Heyward      2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Kyle Hendricks     1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jon Lester         1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
David Ross         1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell    1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Matt Szczur        1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total             23 20 5  1  0  1   3  2  5 .250 .348  .450  .798  0  0   1   1         0
Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Tim Federowicz, Tommy La Stella and Anthony Rizzo & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

[David]

MORE DONGS!

[BigSlick]

Zobrist is back baby!!!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

MORE DONG!

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 15-2 (.882) when they hit at least 2 HRs.... 25-15 (.625) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Omar]

Zobrist continues to kill Bailey