4/14 Reds (Iglesias) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:05 CSN

[UMFan83]

Rat boy needs more range at 3B

[Cubswin11]

Nice effort on that one, Rat Boy

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Hey, I'm starting to come around on this Zobrist fella. Wonder if he learned those slicks moves during his renowned journey through the minors?

[Gilby]

I just don't get why the strike zone on 3-0 doubles in size. There is literally a 0% chance the 3-0 pitch to Zobrist would've been called a strike if he had 2 strikes on him. Just seems so bizarre to me that seemingly every umpire does this, almost like they're taught to do it or something.

[CubinNY]

Big inning here.

 

That dude has a horsefeathers ton of movement on his pitches.

[David]

calling a KB dong here

[David]

lol jk Edited April 15, 2016 by David

[Derwood]

Gamecast has Ball 3 to Bryant as right down the middle

[David]

just kidding

[BigSlick]

this guy is getting behind in every at bat. we must pound him

[Careless]

=D>

[NotSoSober]

good call

[ScrubMD]

calling a KB dong here

 

Hi David good job.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

KB! DONG!

[BigSlick]

God I love Kris Bryant. He didn't even look like he got all of that.

[Derwood]

calling a KB dong here

 

http://files.sharenator.com/Stanley_nod_RE_Discrimination_of_Men-s275x155-95928.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Arenado would have made it a 2-run homer.

[David]

i am getting really perturbed at this sweet home chicago crap. bring back tag team.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

calling a KB dong here

http://i.imgur.com/edBQBeJ.gif

Edited April 15, 2016 by JudasIscariotTheBird

[CubinNY]

Bryant has a beautiful dong stroke.

[David]

robot prediction AI systems have gotten so advanced

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Does David get full credit? He called it, then was just joking about calling it, but then was just kidding.

[David]

Does David get full credit? He called it, then was just joking about calling it, but then was just kidding.

 

 

no i joked that he missed his pitch on 3-1...but he got another dong pitch so it all worked out

[BigSlick]

Poor Rat Boy tried to give that a ride, but he only weighs like 120 pounds

[David]

only 38 pitches in 2 innings? that's like half what it should be.