Sports Media Thread

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[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

I am WAY too relieved over this complete stranger not being a vegetable.

[SouthSideRyan]

He’s only mostly dead

[Sammy Sofa]

Get that man an IV infusion of peppermint bark, stat.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Sammy Sofa]

He's turning into giant version of his mutant thumbs.

[jersey cubs fan]

[Hairyducked Idiot]

 

I love Gritty so, so much

[jersey cubs fan]

https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/1076195082775285761

[UMFan83]

Umm that sounds horrifying and bizarre

 

At least now I can understand why they were hesitant to really explain what happened.

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deleted. what did the tweet say?

[Andy]

deleted. what did the tweet say?

Magary got really horsefeathering plastered and almost died of asphyxiation.

[UMFan83]

Damn why did he delete that? He must have been hopped up on painkillers and then decided he didnt want that out there after he sobered up.

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somebody summarize

[jersey cubs fan]

somebody summarize

He was sober at deadspin awards. Got drunk after and sang karaoke. Passed out and choked on his own blood. They cut open his neck and he woke up a week later.

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somebody summarize

He was sober at deadspin awards. Got drunk after and sang karaoke. Passed out and choked on his own blood. They cut open his neck and he woke up a week later.

 

jesus. but where did the blood come from to begin with? and why did they have to cut open his neck?

[UMFan83]

somebody summarize

He was sober at deadspin awards. Got drunk after and sang karaoke. Passed out and choked on his own blood. They cut open his neck and he woke up a week later.

 

jesus. but where did the blood come from to begin with? and why did they have to cut open his neck?

 

He didn’t say

[NonProfitCow]

This is so horsefeathering weird.

 

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now i'm worried he's going to come back like d-rose

[Banedon]

I'm wondering if he had a stroke or something that made him feel like he was drunk, but wasn't really? Could have just been a weird picture, but he didn't look like himself in the "too damn fine" pic.

[jersey cubs fan]

I'm wondering if he had a stroke or something that made him feel like he was drunk, but wasn't really? Could have just been a weird picture, but he didn't look like himself in the "too damn fine" pic.

He was drunk but doesn't want his insurance company to know?

[Banedon]

I'm wondering if he had a stroke or something that made him feel like he was drunk, but wasn't really? Could have just been a weird picture, but he didn't look like himself in the "too damn fine" pic.

He was drunk but doesn't want his insurance company to know?

 

Does that matter? Can insurance refuse to pay because of that?

[jersey cubs fan]

I'm wondering if he had a stroke or something that made him feel like he was drunk, but wasn't really? Could have just been a weird picture, but he didn't look like himself in the "too damn fine" pic.

He was drunk but doesn't want his insurance company to know?

 

Does that matter? Can insurance refuse to pay because of that?

I have no idea. Maybe they don't want their kids to read about daddy getting drunk and almost dying. Either way, it seems highly unlikely that Drew Magary went out and suffered some sort of non-alcohol related accident following the deadspin awards in Manhattan in the height of everybody is getting wasted at holiday parties season.

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