General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

[Thusly Boned]

I don't know how I didn't think of it earlier, but one guy I'd love to see get popped for PEDs is Daniel Murphy. horsefeathers that guy.

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[jersey cubs fan]

 

 

 

 

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

 

I could heat my home for the winter with this take.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

So those 2 calls on Papi last night were... bad

[Sammy Sofa]

[Clem Fandango]

 

I dislike MLB's HR distance tracking. I'm sure it's more accurate because they've got lal sorts of tracking technology now, but we've had hit tracker for a long time now and hit tracker says that home run had a true distance of 490 feet which I tend to believe a lot more than 475.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

I don't know how I didn't think of it earlier, but one guy I'd love to see get popped for PEDs is Daniel Murphy. [expletive] that guy.

 

I thought the same thing after he went 4-4 against us the other day. F him.

[Sammy Sofa]

 

I dislike MLB's HR distance tracking. I'm sure it's more accurate because they've got lal sorts of tracking technology now, but we've had hit tracker for a long time now and hit tracker says that home run had a true distance of 490 feet which I tend to believe a lot more than 475.

 

Yeah, the exact distance wasn't something I was worried about them figuring out; it was just a glorious monster dong regardless.

[Clem Fandango]

Clayton Kershaw has a 64:3 K:BB ratio

[Gilby]

Let's check in on the three biggest free agents from last offseason:

 

David Price: 6.75 ERA (his peripherals are excellent, but his fastball velocity is down 2.2 mph from last year; glad we stayed away from him)

 

Zack Greinke: 5.15 ERA

 

Heyward: .566 OPS

[NonProfitCow]

Chris Davis - .206 .320 .449 .769

 

Justin Upton - .239 .268 .342 .610 (with a negative WAR)

[NonProfitCow]

David Ortiz is hitting .311 .397 .679 1.076

[Cubswin11]

Reyes is expected to be suspended for at least 60 games for his domestic violence incident.

 

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25581563

[Banedon]

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That was not a clown move bro

[jersey cubs fan]

why are there glass jars on the team bus?

[Andy]

why are there glass jars on the team bus?

That was Bryce's swear jar for all the times he says "horsefeathers, I can't believe he's batting that corpse Zimmerman behind me again".

[Ding Dong Johnson]

why are there glass jars on the team bus?

they usually pee in them

[Banedon]

No changes to the lineup for Dusty....Zimmerman batting behind Harper again.

 

Dusty: "I'm not a fair-weather type guy. I'm not a forever guy either."

[Banedon]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

why are there glass jars on the team bus?

 

They have to put money in the jar every time they time they ground out. It was full because of Ryan Zimmerman.

[Cubswin11]

why are there glass jars on the team bus?

Dusty probably uses them as visual aids for a fishing analogy that makes no sense

[Clem Fandango]

Sean Manea is the king of giving up huge dongs

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/0/v679925183/oakbos-ramirez-sends-long-home-run-to-deep-center

[badger]

Didn't feel like this needed its own thread but Raul Mondesi's son, Raul Mondesi was suspended 50 games for an OTC decongestant that contained some banned substance...

 

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15501958/raul-mondesi-kansas-city-royals-suspended-50-games-positive-ped-test