8/25 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Giants (Cain), 9:15, WGN

[UMFan83]

Hmm that was cool

[Gilby]

That was the loudest noise I've ever heard.

[Careless]

omg, he killed it

[UMFan83]

Kyle Schwarber - the San Francisco treat

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 48-22 (.686) when they hit at least 1 HR.... 24-29 (.453) when they don't

CUBS are 52-10 (.839) when they score first in the game.... 20-41 (.328) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[BrockLanders]

Schwarber is on a genocidal mission against baseballs

[Butterscup1679666578]

holy [expletive]

[Ski]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

did imb! hack ski's username? oh, wait, never mind.

Lulz. Apparently my sarcasm needs to be more sarcastic.

[BigSlick]

anybody else have conflicted feelings about Arrieta's beard? or only me?

 

you mean like, conflicted about your sexuality? if so, yes. he's pure sex.

its not joke, Arrieta is like the most attractive current MLB player

 

though he kinda looks like a super jacked handsome leprechaun

[rawaction]

Schwarber dongs are the best.

[KaiserCesar]

That might have been out at more than 2 parks

[Brian]

Schwarber makes the best looking dongs, KB's usually look like opposite field pop ups, Schwarb's are violent and beautiful.

[Ski]

Also, I like it when we murder baseballs.

[imb]

anyone else hits that and it's in the water

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Time for a Schwarberdong.

 

Swag.

[TruffleShuffle]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Schwarber.

[Guest]

Arrieta is a fine looking chap but he's not even the most handsome Cub

[Gilby]

anyone else hits that and it's in the water

 

lol, this is the best one so far

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 68-42 (.618) when they draw 2 or more walks.... 4-9 (.308) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[ctcf]

This is the greatest team that has ever played the game and Kyle Schwarber is the finest human to ever live.

[Guest]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Pretty sure he was parodying himself

[Fred Hornkohl]

Time for a Schwarberdong.

 

Swag.

 

:hello:

[Ski]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Wasn't being serious at all. I've been loving this run as much as anyone else.

[weis21]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

did imb! hack ski's username? oh, wait, never mind.

Lulz. Apparently my sarcasm needs to be more sarcastic.

honestly answer this, were you being sarcastic? if you're even the slightest bit self-aware of your eternal pessimism in game threads then you'll know why i had to ask.