8/25 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Giants (Cain), 9:15, WGN

[UMFan83]

Schwarber makes the best looking dongs, KB's usually look like opposite field pop ups, Schwarb's are violent and beautiful.

 

But every so often you get this

 

[weis21]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Pretty sure he was parodying himself

how [expletive] confusing is that????

[Fred Hornkohl]

This is the greatest team that has ever played the game and Kyle Schwarber is the finest human to ever live.

 

Haven't I told you a million times not to exaggerate ????

[Guest]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

did imb! hack ski's username? oh, wait, never mind.

Lulz. Apparently my sarcasm needs to be more sarcastic.

honestly answer this, were you being sarcastic? if you're even the slightest bit self-aware of your eternal pessimism in game threads then you'll know why i had to ask.

He's not nearly as bad as AR

[Ski]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Pretty sure he was parodying himself

how [expletive] confusing is that????

Leave it to me to throw a wrinkle into things.

[TruffleShuffle]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Wasn't being serious at all.

 

you can understand why we have a hard time giving you the benefit of the doubt.

[Ski]

Omg do we just never execute with a guy on third and less than two outs christ

 

(a) the cubs are .251/.343/.415/.758 in those situations this year, so they execute kind of at a rate consistent with their non-runner-on-third situations.

(b) the cubs have scored 6 runs a game this month, so maybe give it a rest for once.

Wasn't being serious at all.

 

you can understand why we have a hard time giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Oh, absolutely. I don't blame you.

[weis21]

anybody else have conflicted feelings about Arrieta's beard? or only me?

 

you mean like, conflicted about your sexuality? if so, yes. he's pure sex.

its not joke, Arrieta is like the most attractive current MLB player

 

though he kinda looks like a super jacked handsome leprechaun

i just think he could do better with a 5 o'clock shadow. But,I admit, it's like looking a gift horse in the face.

[CincyCubsFan]

Yea the overgrown beard trend is overdone. Good looking dude though.

[Guest]

Only this team would get those breaks with the two wild pitches and follow it up with a strikeout, an out at home and a dong. Edited August 26, 2015 by David

[mul21]

This made me chuckle every time I've read it so far:

 

though he kinda looks like a super jacked handsome leprechaun

[Ski]

Wow, good BABIP luck for Arrieta so far.

[mul21]

The Deshaies quotes thing is a pretty decent follow.

[Brian]

MIGGGY

 

#heisgood

[UMFan83]

omg almost into the cove

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Oh my goodness

 

DONG!

[Brian]

DONGS

 

ON

 

DONGS

 

ON

 

DONGS

[UMFan83]

DONGALICIOUS

[Guest]

DONG DONG.DONG

[weis21]

MONTEROOOOOOOOOOO

 

#hitting ma-cheen

[Ski]

MIGGY BOMB!

[itisallpartoftheplan]

#wearegood lol

[Brian]

ding dong we are good

[ARCubsFan]

http://media.giphy.com/media/2xV2D9prgAcaA/giphy.gif

[mul21]

This is really, really, really, fun.