Minor League Discussion & Boxes 7-13-14

[Gmoney08]

https://vine.co/v/MxjYzL1OQXj

 

 

Javybomb

[Sammy Sofa]

Someone's gotta get a clearer screengrab of his face.

[Fro]

Bryant base-clogging walk.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

hurry up and get Soler to Iowa, jerks

[treebird]

watching futures game on dvr. bryant interviewed before the game. seems personable but nothing special. something familiar though. what is it. what is it. no. why. i hate you. why.

 

kris bryant has mark prior sideburns #kissofdeath

[dcvalpo]

LF Coghlan

2B Alcantara

1B Rizzo

SS Castro

RF Soler

3B Valbuena

CF Ruggiano

C Castillo

 

I'd tune in to watch those games.

 

I'll raise you

 

CF Coghlan/Ruggiano (until one or both turn into pumpkins)

SS Castro

LF Bryant

1B Rizzo

LF Soler

2B Al Contra

3B Baez

C Castillo (or as Javy will call him, the guy who bats before the pitcher)

 

Rotation:

1. Arrieta

2-5: whomever we pull off the scrap heap and turn into studs, trade them for younger versions of themselves, repeat process.

 

And I'll up the ante...

 

2B- Russell

SS- Castro

CF- Trout

RF- Stanton

LF- Bryant

1B- Rizzo

3B- Baez

C- Schwarber

 

Pitchers---who cares, that lineup is going to score a billion runs

[Clem Fandango]

LF Coghlan

2B Alcantara

1B Rizzo

SS Castro

RF Soler

3B Valbuena

CF Ruggiano

C Castillo

 

I'd tune in to watch those games.

 

I'll raise you

 

CF Coghlan/Ruggiano (until one or both turn into pumpkins)

SS Castro

LF Bryant

1B Rizzo

LF Soler

2B Al Contra

3B Baez

C Castillo (or as Javy will call him, the guy who bats before the pitcher)

 

Rotation:

1. Arrieta

2-5: whomever we pull off the scrap heap and turn into studs, trade them for younger versions of themselves, repeat process.

 

Who's playing RF? Narf.

[Guest]

Apparently Soler's HRs went 420' and 440'.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iSN1wLozkBI/U7S62gKvhYI/AAAAAAAAA8s/J8vz6J4CNU4/s1600/give_it_to_me.gif

 

 

[Guest]

[ScrubMD]

I would not be surprised in the least if Soler ends up being the best of our prospects. Dude has Javy-like power without his flaws. Dummy just needs to stay healthy.

[mul21]

I would not be surprised in the least if Soler ends up being the best of our prospects. Dude has Javy-like power without his flaws. Dummy just needs to stay healthy.

 

It's really good, but it's not near Javy and KB's. He does, however, have a much better hit tool, which is what makes me less nervous about him, provided he can stay healthy.

[ScrubMD]

Have you seen the dongers he's been knocking? I don't think any of his HRs have been under 400'. His raw power is ridiculous.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I can't believe we've made it this long without someone calling him George Habitually

[rawaction]

Soler makes everyone look like bat boys. [expletive] huge!

[Warpticon]

Fun fact: Soler's curernt SLG at Tennessee would rank 6th in MLB...in OPS.

[Sammy Sofa]

Apparently Soler's HRs went 420' and 440'.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iSN1wLozkBI/U7S62gKvhYI/AAAAAAAAA8s/J8vz6J4CNU4/s1600/give_it_to_me.gif

 

 

 

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[TruffleShuffle]

Soler makes everyone look like bat boys. [expletive] huge!

 

yeah, you can see what the prospect analysts mean when they say he "looks the part" of a prototype major league RF.

[The-Kris-Bryant]

hurry up and get Soler to Iowa, jerks

He's had less than 400 PAs above the Arizona League.

Even Kris Bryant had over 400 before reaching Iowa.

[RammyFanny]

Holy [expletive] the side view of Soler's first homer looked like the pulled version of Stanton's against us.

[Little Slide Rooter]

LF Coghlan

2B Alcantara

1B Rizzo

SS Castro

RF Soler

3B Valbuena

CF Ruggiano

C Castillo

 

I'd tune in to watch those games.

 

I'll raise you

 

CF Coghlan/Ruggiano (until one or both turn into pumpkins)

SS Castro

LF Bryant

1B Rizzo

LF Soler

2B Al Contra

3B Baez

C Castillo (or as Javy will call him, the guy who bats before the pitcher)

 

Rotation:

1. Arrieta

2-5: whomever we pull off the scrap heap and turn into studs, trade them for younger versions of themselves, repeat process.

 

Who's playing RF? Narf.

 

When you score eleventy billion runs a game, who has time to worry about such falderal sabermetrics as "defense" and "pitching?"

[A New Era]

Jeimer also had 2 HR today

 

and this

 

 

 

haha, cocky SOB. Love it.

[Little Slide Rooter]

hurry up and get Soler to Iowa, jerks

He's had less than 400 PAs above the Arizona League.

Even Kris Bryant had over 400 before reaching Iowa.

 

Soler also had a few years of something resembling pro-ball under his belt when he came.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Jeimer also had 2 HR today

 

and this

 

 

"Hey, you're that other guy on my team; Johnny, right?"

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Jeimer also had 2 HR today

 

and this

 

 

OMG I have never loved a player more than this.

[The-Kris-Bryant]

hurry up and get Soler to Iowa, jerks

He's had less than 400 PAs above the Arizona League.

Even Kris Bryant had over 400 before reaching Iowa.

 

Soler also had a few years of something resembling pro-ball under his belt when he came.

and then took two years off before playing again.

 

I love Soler as much as anyone, he's probably the most complete hitting prospect we have, but I'd let him stay in Tennessee for more than 14 games....