Minor League Discussion & Boxes 4-14-14

[Guest]

I'm hoping this is a false internet Ferris Bueller type rumor, because unless he's squeemish about blood or something this could be a serious problem.

[Guest]

http://www.thecubreporter.com/04142014/cubs-snakes-split-pair-riverview-park

 

Jimenez doubled, Alamo hit a HR, Beeler still struggling with velo coming back from dead arm, Fujikawa left game with injury and Torres committed three errors.

[Guest]

@daytonacubs: Despite what people may be saying, @albertalmora never passed out. It was simply a nose bleed that wouldn't stop.

[TruffleShuffle]

nosebleeds and hemorrhoids. this guy is at least creative with his injuries.

[Clem Fandango]

nosebleeds and hemorrhoids. this guy is at least creative with his injuries.

 

Next up: anal fissures and testicular torsion

[ScrubMD]

Edwards has rebounded from his rocky start and now at 5IP 3ER 5H 1BB 7K

[imb]

Almora rates 20 clotting

[jersey cubs fan]

Almora rates 20 clotting

Love it, no hemo.

[ctcf]

RBI 2B for Bryant

[Guest]

RBI 2B for Bryant

I'm going to catch the Smokies in Birmingham this weekend. I hope he's still on the team. I kid. But he's going to be a monster, monster I tell, ya. Book it.

 

In seriousness, I really believe he's a safer bet to reach his potential than any of the Cub prospects.

Edited April 15, 2014 by CubinNY

[Guest]

they're all going to die, aren't they?

[Deeg]

Scary news about Fujikawa.

[XZero771679666304]

Of course being a lifelong Cubs fan, my first thought when reading Almora was beeding from his nose and passed out was that he had a brain tumor.

[Guest]

Of course being a lifelong Cubs fan, my first thought when reading Almora was beeding from his nose and passed out was that he had a brain tumor.

 

Or in "Lost."

[SouthSideRyan]

Almora rates 20 clotting

 

#WANTballfullofkleenex

[SouthSideRyan]

Of course being a lifelong Cubs fan, my first thought when reading Almora was beeding from his nose and passed out was that he had a brain tumor.

 

Or in "Lost."

 

I just figured he had a debilitating cocaine habit.