HR Derby 2013

[Derwood]

Cespedes' first round = Forehead Heroin

[OleMissCub]

Hoping Harper does something awesome

[Tracer Bullet]

Cespedes' first round = Forehead Heroin

 

He's just trolling N&G

[Wilson A2000]

Is Berman not doing "back back back" tonight? At least a little more palatable.

[shnsajax]

Is Piazza starting to look like Pete Rose? Or is it just a face lift combined with hairline receding?

[Derwood]

Is Berman not doing "back back back" tonight? At least a little more palatable.

 

He did in the early hitters

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interviews-of-794474276

 

Wow.

[UMFan83]

id love it if Cespedes just took 10 bunts here since he's already in the finals.

[PackLandVA]

I'm not watching and am still trying to figure which is more exciting: this or the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Both are so crazy-different from year to year. Is Chris "My-schtick-used-to-be-funny 25 years-ago" Berman announcing?

[Derwood]

http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interviews-of-794474276

 

Wow.

 

I love that all these ignorant idiots get their shameful tweets put on permanent display on Deadspin for all to point at and mock

[Hairyducked Idiot]

http://deadspin.com/people-were-angry-about-espns-bilingual-interviews-of-794474276

 

Wow.

 

I love that all these ignorant idiots get their shameful tweets put on permanent display on Deadspin for all to point at and mock

 

If you're going to demand that someone speak English, spell "pastime" correctly.

[Derwood]

THIS BE AMURICAS GAME. TALK EGNLISH!!!

#NEE

[Old Style]

I'm going to puke if I hear Berman talk about "spray charts" one more time.

[Guest]

No doubter to center for Cespedes to win it.

[Tracer Bullet]

I wish that guy was a FA so we could throw a bunch of money at him

[rawaction]

Now that's a bat flip!

[UMFan83]

I wish that guy was a FA so we could throw a bunch of money at him

 

Meh...$8.5 mil for a projected 1.6 WAR this season.

[SABR Gamer]

Cespedes really reminds me of Sammy.

[Guest]

I wish that guy was a FA so we could throw a bunch of money at him

 

Player A: Career +10 UZR/150 in LF

2012: .368 wOBA

2013: .307 wOBA

 

Player B: Career +12 UZR/150 in LF

2012: .350 wOBA

2013: .324 wOBA

 

Which one is Cespedes and which one is Soriano?

[Tracer Bullet]

The guy that just crushed HRs all over Queens is Cespedes. You guys suck at trolling.

[Guest]

Cespedes is Cuban for Willingham.

[Sammy Sofa]

Cespedes' first round = Forehead Heroin

 

He's just trolling N&G

 

We're singing a bi-lingual version of "Somewhere Out There" to each other right now.

[Wilson A2000]

Why not an AS Game skills competition? Fastest home to 2B, most accurate throw to home, fastest pitch, most accurate pitcher? These guys have tons of skills that could be showcased. Might help people begin to forget about the steroid era.

[Andy]

I wish that guy was a FA so we could throw a bunch of money at him

 

Meh...$8.5 mil for a projected 1.6 WAR this season.

I acquired Cespedes in a fantasy keeper league in the off-season. I remain high on him but he's definitely been frustrating this year.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Why not an AS Game skills competition? Fastest home to 2B, most accurate throw to home, fastest pitch, most accurate pitcher? These guys have tons of skills that could be showcased. Might help people begin to forget about the steroid era.

Because nobody wants to watch [expletive] like that.