Random Cubs Musings

[Tracer Bullet]

Who dat.

 

some goofy ass moron blackhawks beat guy

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/VdH0qkDRG9o/0.jpg

 

isn't that roast?

[seanimal]

Who dat.

 

some goofy ass moron blackhawks beat guy

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/VdH0qkDRG9o/0.jpg

 

isn't that roast?

 

eyes too close together, not enough indiana

[fromthestretch]

Who dat.

 

some goofy ass moron blackhawks beat guy

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/VdH0qkDRG9o/0.jpg

 

That's a face for radio.

[TruffleShuffle]

that looks like someone i'd expect to be playing against kyle in the quarterfinals of the central illinois regional chess tournament.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

that looks like someone i'd expect to be playing against kyle in the quarterfinals of the central illinois regional chess tournament.

 

Acccurate.

[treebird]

REAL TALK if you see someone talking about the cubs and you don't think you can beat them at arm wrestling, great news you don't have to listen to them

[Banedon]

I really like Mark Lazerus...at least when he's talking about the Blackhawks.

[Guest]

Chevel ‏@Chevelpr 27m27 minutes ago

In a local interview #Cubs 2B Javier Báez admitted he was "nervous and overwhelmed by the number of voices" giving him advice when called up

[Clem Fandango]

"Don't be too aggressive up there just relax and have fun"

 

"When you find your pitch you want to be aggressive and attack it"

 

*head explodes*

[Banedon]

I thought mixed messages was something we were blaming on Sveum...or Quade...oh I don't remember now.

[seanimal]

Chevel ‏@Chevelpr 27m27 minutes ago

In a local interview #Cubs 2B Javier Báez admitted he was "nervous and overwhelmed by the number of voices" giving him advice when called up

 

how many voices and who were they?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I bet a million imaginary internet dollars that some reporter just asked the entire question like "Would you say that you were nervous in your callup and that there were too many voices giving you different advice?" and he said "sure."

[bukie]

Chevel ‏@Chevelpr 27m27 minutes ago

In a local interview #Cubs 2B Javier Báez admitted he was "nervous and overwhelmed by the number of voices" giving him advice when called up

 

how many voices and who were they?

Obviously Javy doesn't know the names of the voices.

[Guest]

Chevel @Chevelpr · 1h 1 hour ago

The #Cubs gave Javier Báez permission to start playing in the PR Winter League. Just limited to five games a week. Starts playing next Thurs

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

over/under: 33% K rate

[sneakypower]

he could be playing tee-ball and i'd probably take the over

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i would have set it higher but I'm not exactly familiar with the puerto rican winter league

[Cubswin11]

i would have set it higher but I'm not exactly familiar with the puerto rican winter league

I assume they have pitchers that throw baseballs in the general direction of home plate, so Javy will probably swing and miss at, at least 30%+ of those.

[gscool89]

RT @PWSullivan: Dempster retiring as Cub and joining front office as assistant to Theo

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i would have set it higher but I'm not exactly familiar with the puerto rican winter league

I assume they have pitchers that throw baseballs in the general direction of home plate, so Javy will probably swing and miss at, at least 30%+ of those.

http://i.imgur.com/9rbYThn.gif

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

RT @PWSullivan: Dempster retiring as Cub and joining front office as assistant to Theo

now he can take all the naps he wants.

[Banedon]

RT @PWSullivan: Dempster retiring as Cub and joining front office as assistant to Theo

now he can take all the naps he wants.

 

Executive Assistant to the President in charge of Harry Caray impersonations.

[imb]

over/under: 33% K rate

 

Under

[SouthSideRyan]

REAL TALK if you see someone talking about the cubs and you don't think you can beat them at arm wrestling, great news you don't have to listen to them

 

I'd probably lose to Kaplan the way the Pi lost to Booger in Revenge of the Nerds

[Guest]

he could be playing tee-ball and i'd probably take the over

I admire your hate for Baez it's so intense