NFL Week 17

[Careless]

Is Curtis Painter as bad as the stat line indicates?

2 games played. Combined (not averaged, added) passer rating: 18.7

[Terp]

Patriots choking away their lead.

[Roast]

Patriots choking away their lead.

This makes me happy.

[OleMissCub]

Steamin Willie Beamen just threw a TD pass for the Dolphins

[Terp]

If Pittsburgh wins the Texans are eliminated, right?

[Roast]

Brady throws and INT and now the Texans are about to score again.

[sweetpeteman]

If Pittsburgh wins the Texans are eliminated, right?

 

 

 

No, they need 2 of NYJ, BAL, and DEN to lose.

[Derwood]

and score they do

[Roast]

There it is, TD Texans with 2 minutes left.

[radarluv1]

fox showing the entire minn game. even the kneel downs. 44-7.

[Roast]

And the Patriots are about to lose.

 

So the Texans are still in it.

[Roast]

There it is; Pats lose.

[Guest]

Steelers about to win.

[sweetpeteman]

The resulting playoff thingy:

 

 

MIA and JAC are eliminated.

 

(This is assuming PIT wins)

 

BALTIMORE RAVENS

 

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot:

1) BAL win

 

NEW YORK JETS

NY Jets clinch a playoff spot:

1) NYJ win

 

DENVER BRONCOS

Denver clinches a playoff spot:

1) DEN win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie

3) DEN win + NYJ loss or tie + HOU win

5) DEN win + BAL loss or tie + HOU win

10) NYJ loss + BAL loss + HOU loss

 

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Pittsburgh clinches a playoff spot:

3) PIT win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

 

HOUSTON TEXANS

Houston clinches a playoff spot:

1) HOU win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie

2) HOU win + NYJ loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

3) HOU win + BAL loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

[Derwood]

Dolphins eliminated

[Roast]

San Fran apparently remembered that they were playing the Rams in the second half and have scored 28 points. It's 28-6 with about 2 minutes left.

[Guest]

The resulting playoff thingy:

 

 

MIA and JAC are eliminated.

 

(This is assuming PIT wins)

 

BALTIMORE RAVENS

 

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot:

1) BAL win

 

NEW YORK JETS

NY Jets clinch a playoff spot:

1) NYJ win

 

DENVER BRONCOS

Denver clinches a playoff spot:

1) DEN win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie

3) DEN win + NYJ loss or tie + HOU win

5) DEN win + BAL loss or tie + HOU win

10) NYJ loss + BAL loss + HOU loss

 

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Pittsburgh clinches a playoff spot:

3) PIT win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

 

HOUSTON TEXANS

Houston clinches a playoff spot:

1) HOU win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie

2) HOU win + NYJ loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

3) HOU win + BAL loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

 

Thanks for posting that. I was just going to ask about the updated scenarios.

[Roast]

Yep, there it is. Byebye Dolphins.

[SpongeWorthy]

Now I get to watch a meaningless Chargers/Skins game instead of Cowboys/Eagles. Crap.

[Soul]

Wow. If you're a non-Packer fan in Packerland, you are hating life rightnow unless you have NFLST.

[Derwood]

Yep, there it is. Byebye Dolphins.

 

Dolphins were eliminated when Houston won, so they were out before they even lost to Pittsburgh

[Roast]

Now I get to watch a meaningless Chargers/Skins game instead of Cowboys/Eagles. Crap.

They put on the GB/Ari game in my market. I'm pumped. I usually get screwed into the Cowboys game every week.

 

 

And WOW that was a nice play...pending this flag.

 

And it's coming back.

[Roast]

Ouch. Rogers-Chromartie down. That would suck for the Cardinals.

 

EDIT: Also, Chris Johnson watch is officially on. So far he's got 17 yards on 2 carries.

[Guest]

I'm predicting the Fighting Charlie Frye's knock off Baltimore today.

 

Well, unless Frye gets killed and Russell is forced to play. Then all bets are off.

 

Also, if the FCF's can win today, it will be their fewest losses in a season (10) since going 11-5 and making the Super Bowl in 2002.

[Careless]

Wow. If you're a non-Packer fan in Packerland, you are hating life rightnow unless you have NFLST.

And Packerland today extends well into STL Cardinals territory.