If you had to face a MLB pitcher...

[back2backjax]

with a chance to win $1 million if you could get a hit, would you not choose Moyer?

[Derwood]

game thread?

[Prizefight]

game thread?

 

 

Agreed. However, Tim Wakefield would be up there too and hope that knuckler isn't moving where it's basically a 65mph fastball

[rawaction]

I've always sworn I could hit Jeff Suppan.

[Clem Fandango]

Dave Bush, since he insists on showing the batter what he's going to throw in his delivery

[A-Cal]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

[E.J.]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

Any chance that at-bat goes more than 3 pitches? Probably not.

[PrimeTime]

Bob Howry

[Bote McBoteface]

What if I get hit by the pitch? If that counts I'll take Zambrano and I'll tell a your mom joke or something before I go to the plate.

[Guest]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

Any chance that at-bat goes more than 3 pitches? Probably not.

 

Only if he throws a ball out of the strike zone, since I probably wouldn't take the bat off my shoulder.

[TruffleShuffle]

i have to agree with the guy who said wakefield. i'm pretty sure there's zero chance i could hit something traveling 85 mph or more, or something that is breaking (3 curveballs/3 sliders and i'm done), so i'd go with the knuckleball since it's slow and there's a chance that it could just be floating up there like a meatball.

[RedFlash]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

I prefer Verlander.

 

I know alot of guys on this site would take the "easy way out" and chose a soft tosser, but come on "man up" and chose a tougher assignment. I'd go with Verlander.

[inari]

Aaron Miles

[TruffleShuffle]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

I prefer Verlander.

 

I know alot of guys on this site would take the "easy way out" and chose a soft tosser, but come on "man up" and chose a tougher assignment. I'd go with Verlander.

 

if i have a chance to win a million dollars i'm making it as easy on myself as possible. you can man up and embarrass yourself on three pitches while i win my million bucks.

[inari]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

I prefer Verlander.

 

I know alot of guys on this site would take the "easy way out" and chose a soft tosser, but come on "man up" and chose a tougher assignment. I'd go with Verlander.

 

if i have a chance to win a million dollars i'm making it as easy on myself as possible. you can man up and embarrass yourself on three pitches while i win my million bucks.

 

Considering you'll probably both strikeout on three pitches, I'd say it's more embarrassing to have it happen against Shawn Estes than Johan Santana.

[Cubswin11]

Steve Trachsel

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Donnie Veal. There's a strong chance he walks me before I have to swing.

[salukifudd]

Steve Stone.

I would let him get 0-2 on me and then hit the low-outside curveball to rf.

[Roast]

Steve Stone.

I would let him get 0-2 on me and then hit the low-outside curveball to rf.

lol =D>

[TruffleShuffle]

Steve Stone.

I would let him get 0-2 on me and then hit the low-outside curveball to rf.

 

yeah but what if he showed up nude? you don't want to see that.

[salukifudd]

Steve Stone.

I would let him get 0-2 on me and then hit the low-outside curveball to rf.

 

yeah but what if he showed up nude? you don't want to see that.

 

Do not want!

[E.J.]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

I prefer Verlander.

 

I know alot of guys on this site would take the "easy way out" and chose a soft tosser, but come on "man up" and chose a tougher assignment. I'd go with Verlander.

 

Man up? Please. All you're going to do is embarrass yourself. I imagine he'd get 2 strikes on you and then bounce a curve ball about 50 feet and you'd flail away like you had a shovel in your hand.

[DiamondMind]

Remember steve trachsel? I could hit that fool.

[SouthSideRyan]

Kyle Farnsworth or Livan Hernandez.

[Vanilla Ice]

you guys are babies

 

give me lincecum

 

I prefer Verlander.

 

I know alot of guys on this site would take the "easy way out" and chose a soft tosser, but come on "man up" and chose a tougher assignment. I'd go with Verlander.

 

Man up? Please. All you're going to do is embarrass yourself. I imagine he'd get 2 strikes on you and then bounce a curve ball about 50 feet and you'd flail away like you had a shovel in your hand.

But then maybe you could take first on a dropped third strike