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Kerry Wood falls out of hot tub, out 4-6 days (Not a joke)

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Magnetic Curses

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how does one come up with 4-6 days? it's not like there is a lot of history of others with this injury

 

Or, how does one fall out of a hot tub and bruise their ribs? Or, how is someone dumb enough to fall out of a how tub? The Cubs can't afford mats to put around the thing?

 

I wonder if the press will have pictures of the hot tub on the news? Some of those things can be pretty tricky getting out of but you're right you'd think they would have a nice safe area around it, especially for injured players.

 

i'd guess that it's a sex-related injury.

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Kerry Wood and Mark Prior have Final Destination disease or something, there's no other explanation.

 

Slipping in a hot tub????

 

At least Desmond wasn't there to catch him...

 

IM HERE TA SAVE YA BROTHA

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Rumor is he had too much of

 

 

http://www.jesterworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/138-00006.jpg

 

Thus he had the Brady Bunch problem with bubbles everywhere.

 

Marsha in a Hot Tub? I wonder if that's what Kerry's wife got him for Valentines Day.

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Rumor is he had too much of

 

 

http://www.jesterworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/138-00006.jpg

 

Thus he had the Brady Bunch problem with bubbles everywhere.

 

Marsha in a Hot Tub? I wonder if that's what Kerry's wife got him for Valentines Day.

 

Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! why does it always have to be about Marsha?

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Where's that Eddie Murphy skit when he's James Brown singing "Hot Tub"?

 

or the eddie murphy skit in "amazon women on the moon" where he gets home from work and then every possible disaster befalls him... obscure but extremely funny

 

I think that was Arsenio Hall.

 

I'm getting sick of the Cubs re-enacting an Agatha Christie novel every year.

Andy GOAT

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Rumor is he had too much of

 

 

http://www.jesterworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/138-00006.jpg

 

Thus he had the Brady Bunch problem with bubbles everywhere.

 

Marsha in a Hot Tub? I wonder if that's what Kerry's wife got him for Valentines Day.

 

Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! why does it always have to be about Marsha?

Because she's frickin gorgeous that's why.

 

Yes, I went there.

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Rumor is he had too much of

 

 

http://www.jesterworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/138-00006.jpg

 

Thus he had the Brady Bunch problem with bubbles everywhere.

 

Marsha in a Hot Tub? I wonder if that's what Kerry's wife got him for Valentines Day.

 

Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! why does it always have to be about Marsha?

Because she's frickin gorgeous that's why.

 

Yes, I went there.

 

What you don't like lil' Susan Olsen?

 

http://www.johnnyjet.com/images/picforwebsiteMarshaCindyJJ.jpg[/img]

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So he was only out two days? Impressive.

 

I thought he had actually been out since the incident on Monday night, which would have made it 4-5 days.

 

Meh, I was judging based on the day the thread was created.

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Wood should be a cy young candidate this year. helping his hall of fame chances.

 

my prediction

 

Wood

24-2, 2.32 ERA, 300k's

 

Prior

27-2, 1.11 ERA, 240K's

 

book it, cubs rule

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Wood should be a cy young candidate this year. helping his hall of fame chances.

 

my prediction

 

Wood

24-2, 2.32 ERA, 300k's

 

Prior

27-2, 1.11 ERA, 240K's

 

book it, cubs rule

 

24 wins from Wood out of the bullpen. That's impressive.

David GOAT

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Wood should be a cy young candidate this year. helping his hall of fame chances.

 

my prediction

 

Wood

24-2, 2.32 ERA, 300k's

 

Prior

27-2, 1.11 ERA, 240K's

 

book it, cubs rule

 

This guy is a prime candidate for a ban.

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Wood should be a cy young candidate this year. helping his hall of fame chances.

 

my prediction

 

Wood

24-2, 2.32 ERA, 300k's

 

Prior

27-2, 1.11 ERA, 240K's

 

book it, cubs rule

 

24 wins from Wood out of the bullpen. That's impressive.

I'm more impressed with the 300 K's in less than 100 innings from the pen. I've seen Kerry strike out 4 in an inning a couple of times, but he'll have to do it quite a bit to hit those numbers!

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