Books that won't be written by the 2006 Cubs

[Transmogrified Tiger]

The Missing C: Going from Closer to Loser in a Mere 6 Months by Ryan Dempster

 

hahaha

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

"Thanks for Ricky" by Dave Dombrowski

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Supersize Me by Glendon Rusch

[Yestheydo]

One Ball, Two Ball, Black Ball, Blue Ball by Michael Barrett

[soccer10k]

Riding the Pine til the End of Time by the rookies on the team.

[USSoccer]

The 912 OPS No One Noticed: by Aramis Ramirez

 

Wake Me When The Cliches Stop: A Study in Modern Beat Reporting by NSBB

 

How To Steal $6 Million Dollars by Neifi Perez (Forward by Rubby Perez)

 

No One Told Me There'd Be Pressure in Chicago by Dusty Baker

 

A Walk To Remember by the 2006 Cubs Bullpen

 

Profiles of Phailure by Andy MacPhail

[UMFan83]

One that will be written (or possibly produced into a feature length film):

 

Dude, Where's My Job? by Dusty Baker

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Short Hops by Jacque Jones

[UMFan83]

Short Hops by Jacque Jones

 

Wow, he must be busy. He also wrote How to Put up Career Numbers and Still be Hated by All

 

I know, not a very creative name, but he insisted on it

[CubmanPi]

The Truth about my Injury by Mark Prior

 

=D>

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Wow, he must be busy. He also wrote How to Put up Career Numbers and Still be Hated by All

 

I know, not a very creative name, but he insisted on it

 

With a special foreword: How I eradicated 2002 from Jacque Jones' memory by Mad Scientist McGhee

[soccer10k]

Short Hops by Jacque Jones

 

Would that be followed shortly after by Air Mail?

[UMFan83]

Wow, he must be busy. He also wrote How to Put up Career Numbers and Still be Hated by All

 

I know, not a very creative name, but he insisted on it

 

With a special foreword: How I eradicated 2002 from Jacque Jones' memory by Mad Scientist McGhee

 

Point taken :)

[Laura]

Following the Op-Ed Piece How Ripping into Cubs Fans and Yearning for Minnesota Fans, Who Truly are the Best Fans in Baseball, after Two Home Games Somehow Did Not Endear Me to the Wrigley Faithful.

[UMFan83]

Short Hops by Jacque Jones

 

Would that be followed shortly after by Air Mail?

 

No they will be sold together at random with the same book exact book covers, so people won't know which one they are going to get until they buy it.

[questionmarkgrace]

Will Work for Food: the Glendon Rusch Story By Glendon Rusch with a poignant forward by Cecil Fielder

 

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[NorthsideAvenger]

"Walk this way" by Ronnie Cedeno

 

"It's Aww-hell, not Angel, Pagan" by Angel Pagan

 

"Home plate: not just a serving dish" by Dusty Baker

 

"The Importance of Being Earnest." by Jim Hendry

 

"How to survive in the manager's doghouse" co-authors Matt Murton and Ryan Theriot.

 

"Baseball for Dummies." By Dusty Baker

 

"John Mabry: The life and times of baseball's Vanilla Ice." By Me.

 

"Almost Famous" by Bruce Miles.

[NCCubFan]

"The Art of Closing the Deal," by Ryan Dempster.

[Mephistopheles]

Baseball in between the Toothpicks

by Dusty Baker

 

Chapters include:

 

- How walks clogged the bases in the 2002 World Series with Russ Ortiz

- How Hammer a Nail in an Arm: Shawn Estes

- How Hammer a Nail in an Arm: Kerry Wood

- How Hammer a Nail in an Arm: Mark Prior

- How Hammer a Nail in an Arm: Carlos Zambrano

- A Study in Human Genetics: Why black baseball players fair better in Wrigley's heat.

- The Historical Evidence of the Impact of Smallball on Winning: A Florida Marlins Case Study

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Hi, Everybody! by Mark O'Neal

 

Nice.

[CubsWin]

Not neccessarily for just 2006, just in general

How to Sell High and Buy Low Jim Hendry

 

Pacifism: Searching For Non-Violent Ways to Settle Disputes Michael Barrett

 

Recovery: How to Become Healthy in Three Easy Years Kerry Wood

 

Statistics 101: Jim Hendry and Dusty Baker

Good work, WF22...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[cubweiser03]

Cheap Seats - Chicago Cubs Fans

Dude, Where's My Middle Infielders? - Dusty Baker

Love Letters - Johnnie B. Baker

Top Of The Order - Matt Murton

Who Says You Can't Go Home? My Last 3 Years in Chicago - Greg Maddux

I'll Be Back - Todd Walker

It's Not You, It's Me - Jerry Hairston, Jr.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Keeping Daywalkers Down by Dusty Baker

 

One for the Road by Chris Speier

 

How to Negotiate Your Own Trade Out by Phil Nevin

 

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[Mizzou]

How To Get That Promotion - Jerome Williams

 

Taking A Day Off - Bob Howry

 

Making a Good Impression On Your First Day at the New Job - Jae Kuk Ryu

[Derwood]

Honoring Harry Caray by letting the fans sing the 7th Inning Stretch by the Cubs Marketing Dept.

 

I'm glad I'm not in Minnesota anymore by Jacque Jones and LaTroy Hawkins

 

What happens in the clubhouse stays in the clubhouse by Jim Hendry, Todd Walker, Kerry Wood, etc.

 

I don't care what the announcers say by Kent Mercker and Moises Alou

 

I am the 25th Man by Neifi Perez