The Juan Encarnacion Blows Thread

[vaball]

I hate him. Come on dude!

[SouthSideRyan]

5 guys left in scoring position in 4 ABs. Impressive.

[vaball]

5 guys left in scoring position in 4 ABs. Impressive.

 

A dubious accomplishment indeed.

[PujolsPower]

It is too early to start hating him...hopefully.

[CardsFanInChiTown]

I hate him with a bloody hell passion.

[vaball]

It is too early to start hating him...hopefully.

 

Nah, I've decided to hate him until he proves me wrong.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I love what Juan Encarnacion brings to the Cardinals.

[PujolsPower]

I love what Juan Encarnacion brings to the Cardinals.

 

Not as much as I love what Jacque Jones brings to the Cubs.

[vaball]

I love what Juan Encarnacion brings to the Cardinals.

 

Maybe he'll turn out to be a real Cub-killer somehow.

 

Probably just gonna be a rally killer all season though...

[SouthSideRyan]

I love what Juan Encarnacion brings to the Cardinals.

 

Not as much as I love what Jacque Jones brings to the Cubs.

 

They're pretty equally awful. Houston won the 1st Annual NL Central crap OF contest by only inking Wilson for 1 year.

[wolf stansson]

Come on guys he brings "damage" to the 2 hole!!

 

Wow, that sounds like some weird porn thing.

[vaball]

Come on guys he brings "damage" to the 2 hole!!

 

Wow, that sounds like some weird porn thing.

 

Jim Edmonds joke in 3,2,1..

[Brian34Cook]

Juan will be fine.. we are only two games into the season.. if anything, TLR is smoking crack putting him int the 2 spot over the 6th..

[CardsFanInChiTown]

Juan will be fine.. we are only two games into the season.. if anything, TLR is smoking crack putting him int the 2 spot over the 6th..

 

Juan has never been fine his whole career.

[Butterscup1679666578]

I love what Juan Encarnacion brings to the Cardinals.

 

It's the same thing Jacque Jones brings to the Cubs.

[CardsFanInChiTown]

I'd rather have Jacque Jones, atleast he can play D. Let me break it down for you Cub fans:

 

Jacque Jones = Nefei

 

Juan Encarnacion = Macias

[vaball]

I'd rather have Jacque Jones, atleast he can play D. Let me break it down for you Cub fans:

 

Jacque Jones = Nefei

 

Juan Encarnacion = Macias

 

Macias for $5 million a year.

 

Cards should just release him now and hope someone else picks up his contract. Just make the Gooch our starting right fielder.

[imb]

jacque jones.

 

let me repeat. JACQUE JONES.

 

shut up.

[indifferent]

Somehow I think he'll never live up to his nickname.

[vaball]

Somehow I think he'll never live up to his nickname.

 

Who? Juan or Jacque?

 

Can I be the founder of the "Release Juan Encarnacion Bandwagon," by the way? Maybe CardsFanInChiTown and I can be co-founders since we both seem to hate him more than most.

[Fred Burke]

Somehow I think he'll never live up to his nickname.

 

Who? Juan or Jacque?

 

Can I be the founder of the "Release Juan Encarnacion Bandwagon," by the way? Maybe CardsFanInChiTown and I can be co-founders since we both seem to hate him more than most.

 

I'd get on that bandwagon. I shook my head when the Cards signed him. I remember him from his days in Detroit. A poor option, to put it mildly. Incidentally, he and Jose Macias were on the Tigers together. IMHO, RF is more of a problem for us than LF.

[MPrior]

As much as I'm already P.O.'d about Jacque Jones, Encarnacion is probably worse (although not by much). I'd still say us Cubs fans have more gripes than you do, though (then again, who don't we have more gripes than?).

[vaball]

Juan stranded 9 baserunners tonight. Well done sir!

[TXCubsFan]

As much as I'm already P.O.'d about Jacque Jones, Encarnacion is probably worse (although not by much). I'd still say us Cubs fans have more gripes than you do, though (then again, who don't we have more gripes than?).

 

Baseball Prospectus rates them as the bottom two RFs in the NL.

[Jake]

You guys are making me really Love Burnitz!

 

Who, BTW, is hittin .333 with a HR.

 

Oh, Sean Casey is also hitting .333.

 

Now, all we need to do is win a game.