FINALLY! cubs roster photos on cubs.com

[Omar]

Aw yeah!

 

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_282332.jpg

 

Thank you Derwood.

 

C.C. smoked a lot of mary jane this off season.

 

Fix'd.

[Brian]

HAT TO DA LEFT SIDE

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425883.jpg

 

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_433877.jpg

(abe has an excuse though he's blind out of one eye so he has to shade the other more)

[srbin84]

HAT TO DA LEFT SIDE

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425883.jpg

 

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_433877.jpg

(abe has an excuse though he's blind out of one eye so he has to shade the other more)

 

He shades the blind eye.

 

Here are two more, one a former Cub.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/srbin84/ph_435278.jpg

 

 

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/srbin84/ph_424825.jpg

[WrigleyField 22]

New Maddux picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/maddog.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/glen.jpg

Glendon also loves the new look.

Edited April 1, 2006 by WrigleyField 22

[Butterscup1679666578]

New Maddux picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/maddog.jpg

 

:lol: Well done.

[WrigleyField 22]

Last one for tonight

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/dope.jpg

[Outshined_One]

New Maddux picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/maddog.jpg

 

Avatar'd!

[David]

For every degree that your hat is off center you lose 10 IQ points.

 

Pierre ought to have his photo taken in his Batting helmet. He looks like Delino DeShields....

 

Wow...Delino was Neifi before Neifi was Neifi.

 

Speaking of bad roster photos...

 

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/4459.jpg

[srbin84]

New Maddux picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/maddog.jpg

 

Maddux looks straight up gangsta in that pic.

[TB_11]

New Maddux picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/maddog.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/glen.jpg

Glendon also loves the new look.

 

Those are awesome.

[Roast]

Zambrano's picture makes me giggle.

 

 

Also, on a semi-related note. Do they tell these players to go out and get absolutely hammered before picture day? Because, my lord, at least 90% of the players look stoned/drunk every year. Also, i think there is a photographer conspiracy. They try to make the pictures look as ridiculous as possible.

[Roast]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430604.jpg

 

 

He looks like a lizzard...

[Derwood]

Also, on a semi-related note. Do they tell these players to go out and get absolutely hammered before picture day? Because, my lord, at least 90% of the players look stoned/drunk every year. Also, i think there is a photographer conspiracy. They try to make the pictures look as ridiculous as possible.

 

I agree. Here is more evidence:

 

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_123173.jpg

Weed

 

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_110236.jpg

Hash

 

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430586.jpg

Peyote

 

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_134341.jpg

Shrooms

 

http://toronto.bluejays.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_134260.jpg

Heroin

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_219594.jpg

Opium

 

http://tampabay.devilrays.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_400125.jpg

Coke (bonus tilted cap)

 

http://arizona.diamondbacks.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_110683.jpg

Angel Dust

 

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150071.jpg

The Supplier

 

http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150009.jpg

Speed

 

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_124693.jpg

Whippets

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430911.jpg

Crystal Meth

Edited April 1, 2006 by Derwood

[Roast]

 

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_134341.jpg

Shrooms

 

 

HAHAHAHA

[BigbadB]

Add David Aardsma and his Ecstacy photo and you have post of the week!

[chicubs]

I havent posted in a long long time, but I honestly laughed out loud reading this thread.

[SouthSideRyan]

Add David Aardsma and his Ecstacy photo and you have post of the week!

 

I always get 24 hour meth bender when people look at my license.

[Derwood]

fixed

[WrigleyField 22]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/pierre.jpg

Isn't that so much better?

[WrigleyField 22]

Heres newly aquired Freddie Bynum in a Cubs hat, instead of A's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/freddie.jpg

[sweetpeteman]

Despite being in Arizona for over a month, Hill is still really, really white:

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_448179.jpg

[WrigleyField 22]

<< Mine!

 

John Mabry looks like a cartoon character.

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_118065.jpg

 

 

Now he looks more cartoony

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/mabcartoon.png

[WrigleyField 22]

Despite being in Arizona for over a month, Hill is still really, really white:

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_448179.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/snetsrak43/dark.jpg

Not anymore

[Bote McBoteface]

This thread makes me happy in the pants

[Shilzzz]

derwood, you get my vote for post of the year. if not of all time.