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I'll go first.

 

White Sox in 5.

 

Then we will all be grossly sick for the next 4 months. JR may just up and die.

 

 

Stros' in 5.....and terrible tv ratings

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Both those ball parks are launching pads. I know the pitching is very good in this series. However, I think there will be more scoring then most people think.

Astros win game 1

W.Sox win game 2

Astros win game 3

W.Sox win game 4

Astros win game 5

W. Sox win game 6

Astros win game 7

 

Oswalt wins MVP. Astros in 7. This should be a very good series.

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I don't care who wins. I'll be happy for either team, as it will be a longtime coming for both. I cared a lot about the playoffs just long enough to see the Yankees and Cardinals eliminated. How sweet.

 

Hopefully it is sweep either way, so we can get down to offseason business involving the team that matters.

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I won't die. I want to be there the day Ozzie is drummed out of the game. I want to laugh as I watch him haul his derelict, drunken self from street corner to street corner, dreaming of the days when he had more money than he knew what to do with, before the Venezuelan microbrewery fiasco, before the endless stream of American blondes and barbiturates, before the Dominican gypsies took everything he had hooked and crooked so long to acquire.
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There will be 2 blowout games.

Roger clemens will go no more than 6 innings and give up 3 or 4 runs in one of his starts.

The White Sox bullpen will give up a lead.

Nobody will throw a complete game.

Pettite will give up 4 runs in 6 innings, end up with the win and receive undue praise for being such a great big game pitcher.

AJ won't be involved in any controversy.

Berkman will pretend he got hit by a pitch.

More time will be spent talking about the Cardinals, Yankees and Red Sox than every other team in baseball combined.

Chicago style pizza will get more airtime than Chicago style hot dogs.

NBC will cancel a show before the series ends.

The nation will have a new "Give me back my son!" or "His father is the district attorney!" before all is said and done.

Over/under on nose picking closeups in the dugouts - 7.5.

William Ligue will make a special appearance.

Joe Buck will make love to his own ego.

McCarver will praise it, but after breaking it down on tape for 45 minutes, he'll say it wasn't done as crisply as it was in the 60's.

Over/under on caught stealings - 6

Somebody will either bunt into a strikeout, pop-out or double play.

A game will be won by a three run homer, but the writers will focus on the fantastic ground ball to the right side that moved the runners to 2nd and 3rd before the HR.

Astros in 5.

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The nation will have a new "Give me back my son!" or "His father is the district attorney!" before all is said and done.

 

 

Dont forget:

 

"You're risking a patient's life!"

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The nation will have a new "Give me back my son!" or "His father is the district attorney!" before all is said and done.

 

 

Dont forget:

 

"You're risking a patient's life!"

 

That's the one I was trying to remember.

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The nation will have a new "Give me back my son!" or "His father is the district attorney!" before all is said and done.

 

 

Dont forget:

 

"You're risking a patient's life!"

 

That's the one I was trying to remember.

 

I think my favorite part about that promo is that everyone seeing that line thought, "oh, he's a compassionate doctor." Then, when the show actually aired, he turned out to be the least compassionate doctor in history.

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Boys and girls, a lot of time has passed and I've gotten pretty long in the tooth, if you know what I mean. I've reconciled myself long ago to the fact that I would never see my beloved CUBS win a World Series. I can live with that, really, I can. Don't like it one bit, but I can live with it. Now, the white sox are about to make their 5th appearance in the World Series. Fifth !! You know that the CUBS made their 5th WS appearance back in 1918 don't you ?? Yeah, lost to that team from Boston that's done but whine and moan about Babe Ruth for the next 86 years ! But, back to the white sox. Here' a franchise that's won 2 out of every 3 World Series that they didn't thow. Fine upstanding boys. No coincidence that their team colors are black, eh? Bottom line here..... I got a family history of heart disease, so there's just 2 things I want to make sure of. 1) Let's get about 4 quick wins for that Houston team, and 2) Don't let that Daley brat anywhere near the air raid sirens. My health may depend on it.
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'Stros in 5, Clemens starts that game and brings his home town it's first WS championship.

 

A little flair for the dramatic ? I like the way you're thinking there, Jimy ! :wink:

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