9/16 Cubs (Hamels) vs. Reds (Gausman) 7:05 NBCSC

[stitchface]

Oh great I forgot Aristedes Aquino existed. Is he going to be another guy that the rest of MLB seems to have figured out but the Cubs don't get the memo?

 

FU for bringing this up.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Votto scratched with sickness

 

[UMFan83]

In a strange turn of events, the Reds are doing everything possible to help the Cubs win the division.

[Schwarber Fan]

What are the odds Rizzo is actually back within 7 days?

[TMan92]

In a strange turn of events, the Reds are doing everything possible to help the Cubs win the division.

 

It is a David Bell atta boy for skull horsefeathering Clint Hurdle

[Andy]

What are the odds Rizzo is actually back within 7 days?

Considering he'll barely be out of the boot at that point, absolutely zero.

[Andy]

Ozuna donged off Strasburg in the 1st, 2-0 STL. Hope this isn't gonna be one of those things where they lost more than they should have vs Milwaukee so now they're gonna blowtorch everyone for a week.

[Schwarber Fan]

Hell yeah Schwarbs!

[Andy]

I choose to believe that the fact that Schwarber isn't freakishly skinny anymore is why he's back to being a dong monster

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Thuggish Ruggish

[champaignchris]

“Caratini” sounds like a horrible drink at a vegan hipster gastropub.

[bcl412]

I’m happy with what Schwarber has become

[ChiCubsFan]

I’m happy with what Schwarber has become

 

Is this what he is?

[BigSlick]

if the cubs wanna continue to kick ass offensively while a bunch of their really good hitters are hurt, i'm cool with that

[TMan92]

Ozuna donged off Strasburg in the 1st, 2-0 STL. Hope this isn't gonna be one of those things where they lost more than they should have vs Milwaukee so now they're gonna blowtorch everyone for a week.

 

My inner meatball still feels we got a lot of teams at their best point in the season. The Nats couldn’t make an out against us and two weeks prior. Now they suck

[Derwood]

Hamels continues to be bad

[Sammy Sofa]

Please no more Hamels.

[Cubswin11]

Zobrist can’t play defense anymore. PH only or maybe some 1B.

[TMan92]

Everyone remember when Hamels didn't walk everybody?

[BigSlick]

i fear we have squeezed everything we possibly can out of Hamels and he's turning back into a pumpkin

[UMFan83]

Ozuna donged off Strasburg in the 1st, 2-0 STL. Hope this isn't gonna be one of those things where they lost more than they should have vs Milwaukee so now they're gonna blowtorch everyone for a week.

 

My inner meatball still feels we got a lot of teams at their best point in the season. The Nats couldn’t make an out against us and two weeks prior. Now they suck

 

To be fair, they were playing pretty poorly when we took 2 of 3 from them in Washington

[Cubswin11]

All 3 Brewer runs are via Corey horsefeathering Spangenberg with 2, 2 out hits. Unreal how they find the horsefeathers bums to get hot for like a month or two at a time.

[abuck1220]

really sucks that chatwood isn’t available

[bcl412]

Man if we make the playoffs our potentially awesome offense and mediocre pitching that can get wild will absolutely kill me

[TMan92]

Ozuna donged off Strasburg in the 1st, 2-0 STL. Hope this isn't gonna be one of those things where they lost more than they should have vs Milwaukee so now they're gonna blowtorch everyone for a week.

 

My inner meatball still feels we got a lot of teams at their best point in the season. The Nats couldn’t make an out against us and two weeks prior. Now they suck

 

To be fair, they were playing pretty poorly when we took 2 of 3 from them in Washington

 

Thinking more second half with Giants and others.