5/12 Brewers (Chacin) vs. Cubs (Big Jon) 6:05 CST ESPN

[Derwood]

Brewers have the lucky BABIP horseshoe up their asses tonight

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I was being generous when I said Heyward was "cooling off:"

 

Last 7 days: .120 .214 .320 .534

Last 2 weeks: .186 .239 .372 .611

Last 4 weeks: .213 .323 .350 .673

 

No one actually believes Heyward will be fixed do they?

Like one of the best OF’ers in MLB fixed? Absolutely not. But he’s making better contact so far this year it seems like, he might be like 110-115 wRC+ fixed.

 

He's shaping up to basically be the same dude as last year at best, unfortunately.

[Sammy Sofa]

If Lester gets out of this, I'll buy him a lifetime supply of head wax.

[Derwood]

If Lester gets out of this, I'll buy him a lifetime supply of head wax.

 

pay up

[Gilby]

horsefeathers yeah. Lester is the best

[Sammy Sofa]

If Lester gets out of this, I'll buy him a lifetime supply of head wax.

 

[profisme]

I hope Baez never pulls a ball again

 

Except for the occasional 460 foot homers.

[Andy]

That was some horsefeathering awesome defense and pitching that inning

[Sammy Sofa]

Fun fact: Turtle Wax was founded in Chicago, and this used to be their awesome offices:

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, given the horrendous lineup constructions available to this team right now, it's kind of amazing they're in the position they're in. In any given game, they basically have 4 hitters, and then 5 schlubs who are technically holding bats.

[Sammy Sofa]

He's so horsefeathering bad.

[UMFan83]

Seriously we have to have set a record for combined double plays in a 3 game series. It’s insane how many there have been

[Sammy Sofa]

Wait, was signing Descalso a long con to put out a player SO BAD that eventually people would be willing to see Russell play more?

 

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BASTARD.

[NotSoSober]

Where is Happ? I haven't been following the farm system this year has he been bad at Iowa?

[Schwarber Fan]

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen 2 straight games played without stop in as steady rain as we’ve had this weekend.

[NOLA]

Yes,Matt, Braun is a villain in Chicago partly because he’s worn out some Cubs pitching, but mostly because he’s a roided up lying POS. I guess that would have been a bit uncomfortable in front of ARod.

[Cubswin11]

Jon was on fumes, he shouldn’t of faced Cain. Then of course the one time we shift it’s a garbage shift.

[Cubswin11]

Where is Happ? I haven't been following the farm system this year has he been bad at Iowa?

He’s cut the Ks down recently (like last 2 weeks). He’s probably about as fixed as he’s gonna be and should be up.

[TMan92]

Jon was on fumes, he shouldn’t of faced Cain. Then of course the one time we shift it’s a garbage shift.

 

If Schwarber doesn’t butcher a fly ball he is probably at 80 pitches now.

[TMan92]

The ump’s zone has been great this half inning.

[Sammy Sofa]

Nice. Now get some more damn runs.

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

Kintzler is awesome this year.

[TMan92]

Kintzler is awesome this year.

 

That was a great pitch.

[Sammy Sofa]

Ugh, Russell. Maybe the only time I'm cool with a non-pitcher bunting.

[TMan92]

Ok Kris. Get it done.