5/12 Brewers (Chacin) vs. Cubs (Big Jon) 6:05 CST ESPN

[Sammy Sofa]

Lester not taking any chances relying on these stumblebums behind him.

[Cubswin11]

Lester’s PC not in a great spot anymore thanks to Schwarber’s horsefeathers up

[TMan92]

Schwarber completely blew Lester’s pitch count this inning. What a disaster.

[Sammy Sofa]

Uh-oh. It's almost like the Cubs have a shitty OF that could have used some offseason attention or something...

[Andy]

This is some BS this inning

[TMan92]

Uh-oh. It's almost like the Cubs have a horsefeathers OF that could have used some offseason attention or something...

 

I have completely given up on Schwarber. I think he needs to get fat again.

[Sammy Sofa]

Uh-oh. It's almost like the Cubs have a horsefeathers OF that could have used some offseason attention or something...

 

I have completely given up on Schwarber. I think he needs to get fat again.

 

I just try to not think about how a rapidly cooling off Heyward is the only thing keeping the Cubs' OF from being an out and out disaster for the foreseeable future.

[chuckywang]

Uh-oh. It's almost like the Cubs have a horsefeathers OF that could have used some offseason attention or something...

 

I have completely given up on Schwarber. I think he needs to get fat again.

 

Or bring DH to NL

[TMan92]

Uh-oh. It's almost like the Cubs have a horsefeathers OF that could have used some offseason attention or something...

 

I have completely given up on Schwarber. I think he needs to get fat again.

 

Or bring DH to NL

 

So we can have a DH that doesn’t homer?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

The horsefeathers is Joe storing in that big fat gular?

[Tryptamine]

Why is Almora still on this team?

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

wtf

[Andy]

Why is Almora still on this team?

Because Ricketts had no money for Bryce Harper

[Cubswin11]

We deserve that for horsefeathering bunting

[Sammy Sofa]

Petition to have Descalso and Almora battle to the death* over who is more useless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I feel safe saying "to the death," since both suck so much they'd likely fail at that, too.

[Cubswin11]

Get Happ back up here, he’s kinda been fixed for a few weeks in Iowa.

[Derwood]

Ironic that the one game Pink Hat Guy skips is the game where wearing a pink hat is actually okay

[Andy]

BD Jon is on fire today.

[Sammy Sofa]

Baller inning, Lester. Nice.

[NotSoSober]

I hope Baez never pulls a ball again

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I was being generous when I said Heyward was "cooling off:"

 

Last 7 days: .120 .214 .320 .534

Last 2 weeks: .186 .239 .372 .611

Last 4 weeks: .213 .323 .350 .673

 

The OF is 100% butt!

[NotSoSober]

Man, I was being generous when I said Heyward was "cooling off:"

 

Last 7 days: .120 .214 .320 .534

Last 2 weeks: .186 .239 .372 .611

Last 4 weeks: .213 .323 .350 .673

 

No one actually believes Heyward will be fixed do they?

[CyHawk_Cub]

I'm late to this, but did horsefeathering Almora seriously try bunting w/ a runner on 2nd, 1 out & Lester on deck? For horsefeathering real?

[Cubswin11]

Man, I was being generous when I said Heyward was "cooling off:"

 

Last 7 days: .120 .214 .320 .534

Last 2 weeks: .186 .239 .372 .611

Last 4 weeks: .213 .323 .350 .673

 

No one actually believes Heyward will be fixed do they?

Like one of the best OF’ers in MLB fixed? Absolutely not. But he’s making better contact so far this year it seems like, he might be like 110-115 wRC+ fixed.

[NotSoSober]

Vaunted swinging bunters