4/4 Cubs (Darvish) @ Braves (Fried) 6:20

[Tim]

Chatwood's not a bad choice. he gets a ton of ground balls.

[Tim]

Can I take that back?

[HawkeTrackler]

Welp. Goodnight everyone

[17 Seconds]

pour it on

[Irrelevant Dude]

What is John Lackey up to these days?

[17 Seconds]

you can tell jd is disgusted

[Aaron_Kennelly]

hahaha

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Can I take that back?

 

To be fair to you, if you were going to say anything positive about any possible reliever coming in, you were probably going to be wrong.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

i've never seen an organization that i follow collapse this quickly, it's insane. we just have no good players and no resources to fix it. it's over, just like that

 

Primes end super early, pitchers can't be trusted.

[illiniguy]

I guess I would call San Diego and offer Kris Bryant for Tatis and another prospect, send him home. We can't afford him anyways.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

you can tell jd is disgusted

 

At least he's getting paid.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Cubs pitchers need to stop stabbing at balls up the middle. It almost never ends well.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I guess I would call San Diego and offer Kris Bryant for Tatis and another prospect, send him home. We can't afford him anyways.

 

We aren't even going to want to sign him for what he gets, which still isn't going to be near what he and Boras will expect.

[NotSoSober]

I give up. Thank god I didn't order the Extra Innings package. Is Master Chef Junior on?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Going 1-5 doesn't change a lot about the projection of the overall quality of the team. But since you should have gone about 3.5-2.5 in those games, it knocks a full 2.5 wins off your projected total. And spotting the Brewers 4.5 games in the standings is a ton.

[abuck1220]

really sticking it to those horsefeathering nerds at pecota

[17 Seconds]

somebody please try and convince me that we'll be in playoff contention again any time soon. like what steps can you realistically take to put them back in decent long-term position?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

somebody please try and convince me that we'll be in playoff contention again any time soon. like what steps can you realistically take to put them back in decent long-term position?

 

All of them involve the front office actually trading something of value rather than clinging to all their MLB graduates, so no, nothing realistic.

[CoolHandLuke]

Hahahahaha at least Sinclair is going to lose a ton of money when nobody goes out of their way to demand that stupid channel next year

[Irrelevant Dude]

Am I allowed to say that, despite giving up a few hits, Chatwood didn't look as awful as I expected?

[Jaxbro]

How those Bears looking????

[17 Seconds]

somebody please try and convince me that we'll be in playoff contention again any time soon. like what steps can you realistically take to put them back in decent long-term position?

 

All of them involve the front office actually trading something of value rather than clinging to all their MLB graduates, so no, nothing realistic.

 

so basically a willson trade, since nobody else makes sense. unless you can find a team who still believes bryant is a superstar.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

somebody please try and convince me that we'll be in playoff contention again any time soon. like what steps can you realistically take to put them back in decent long-term position?

 

All of them involve the front office actually trading something of value rather than clinging to all their MLB graduates, so no, nothing realistic.

 

so basically a willson trade, since nobody else makes sense. unless you can find a team who still believes bryant is a superstar.

 

It's not selling low if their value can still get lower.

[Little Slide Rooter]

I think the next 6 months would be best spent rewatching the 2016 season.

[Irrelevant Dude]

What a time to promote the Season Ticket Holder waiting list.

 

You too can throw away thousands of dollars to watch this crap in person!