4/4 Cubs (Darvish) @ Braves (Fried) 6:20

[TMan92]

This gonna be one of those games where the pitching and defense are finally pretty good and the offense doesn't show up, huh?

 

Not so fast on the pitching part.

[NotSoSober]

This gonna be one of those games where the pitching and defense are finally pretty good and the offense doesn't show up, huh?

Nah it's gonna be Groundhog Day where Darvish inevitably shits the bed

[HawkeTrackler]

I'm sure Carl's command is gonna be phenomenal in the rain

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Man, I was really hoping we'd get two big seasons from Yu, and I think we got one start.

[UMFan83]

Wait did Joe really pull Darvish in the 5th after he got in a jam and brought in Carl who is having command issues and had to rework his delivery overnight? In a 1 run game? Unfucking real.

[17 Seconds]

100% rooting against them right here. not even lying

[Andy]

Ump just deciding not to call anything a strike for Yu or Carl isn't helping

[NotSoSober]

Joe is trying to get fired at this point

[Aaron_Kennelly]

It couldn't be scripted to be any worse.

[sweetpeteman]

They spent all that time in the offseason working on making his motion better, come up with an one that was beyond borderline illegal, get told it's illegal, and then just go back to the way it was.

 

This team got successful, started inhaling their own farts, and now does every dumbass thing they think is smart.

[Andy]

I'm out for the night. This is horsefeathering pathetic

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I type this with sadness rather than bitterness, but I think this will be one of those few times where a really bad start to the season matters in a big way. If they don't get their act together tomorrow, they will spend the rest of the next three months just trying to get back into the race.

 

They are all kinds of messed up in the head right now.

[17 Seconds]

i've never seen an organization that i follow collapse this quickly, it's insane. we just have no good players and no resources to fix it. it's over, just like that

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Can’t walk in a run if you throw a wild pitch on the pitch before!!

[UMFan83]

I think you need to send Carl to Iowa and let him work out his delivery and wildness.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

It couldn't be scripted to be any worse.

 

What's crazy is, the first game of the season was so damn beautiful.

[OleMissCub]

Can we swap bullpens with Iowa?

[UMFan83]

Hahahahahaha horsefeathering Chatwood?

[17 Seconds]

get maddon off this horsefeathering team, how much more needs to go wrong under his watch

[illiniguy]

How long does Joe last?

[NotSoSober]

The white flag has been waved. Chatwood in

[NotSoSober]

How long does Joe last?

I predicted May 6th, but he may just up and and resign before that

[CyHawk_Cub]

Maddon has to be trolling the FO by bringing in Chatwood in this situation.

[Cubswin11]

Unless Darvish was on some sort of pitch count or hurt it makes no horsefeathering sense to pull him at 70 pitches if Carl and Chatwood are the next best options with runners on.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

It couldn't be scripted to be any worse.

 

What's crazy is, the first game of the season was so damn beautiful.

 

It drew me in so well too!! Javy 2 bombs and Bryant oppo bomb.